In which Lash acts a little strange

[things_go_boom]

[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]

Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]

Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's

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[orangestarbeats]

Wut.

[things_go_boom]

What's wrong Jake?

[orangestarbeats]

You feelin' okay? This ain't like you...

[things_go_boom]

I'm feeling perfectly fine!

Jake...why is Alejandro such a beautiful name?

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[puddingtrap]

[Oh god.]

[Oh god.]

[WHAT IS THIS? Are the effects stronger for humans!? It was supposed to wear off faster than that...!!]

[I... I need to go hide that costume somewhere far far away.]

[And then he did.]

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[new_moon_prince]

[HAS THE ONGOING LOVE LETTER SAGA BETWEEN SILVER/BLACKY TAUGHT YOU NOTHING OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF POKEMON USING ATTRACT ON HUMANS?

their thread hasn't happened yet but if Alejandro uses attract Silver is too busy trying to erase the gay thoughts from his head to make an entry. Or. Do anything at all.]

[black_hawke]

[What

what is this

who is Alejandro]

Are you ill?

[things_go_boom]

Hi Hawke! Did you see him too?

~~Alejandro~~~

[black_hawke]

No. Who is he.

I will kill him.

[things_go_boom]

He is...[she breaks into song, what.]

Really, he was perfect!
I only wish I knew his secret
Who was this beautiful soul?

This place once spoke of an Angel
I used to dream he'd appear
Now as I sing I can sense him
And I know he's here.

[whitedeviljack]

Who are you and what have you done with Lash?

[things_go_boom]

OH. It's the nerd.

[whitedeviljack]

[Ok that is kind of more normal but still]

Who the hell is this Alejandro guy? You met him on Halloween? Did he touch you inappropriately?

[things_go_boom]

Yes! He even left me the most beautiful white rose! What a charming man!

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[tank_rockarms]

Lash is this some pet-name you got for Maxwell?

[things_go_boom]

What? No!

♥♥~Alejandro~♥♥ could never be Maxwell! Their sizes are very different! Besides, Maxwell never dipped me in his arms and told me he loved me!

[tank_rockarms]

Oh well maybe... Maxwell said that real quietly to you sometime... and how am I supposed to know how big this guy was compared to Maxwell? I've never seen him.

He's probably shorter'n me anyway.

[things_go_boom]

Max size doesn't matter. It's what's in...

[She points to her chest]

The heart.

♥♥~Alejandro~♥♥ ~~~~~~(@

He left me a rose. My mind is made up. I'm marrying him.