CAWLNG IN MY SKI...oh wait

[things_go_boom]

[You may have noticed Lash back today. Part of her hair seems cut off and she has a bunch of what looks like small precise cuts everywhere on her person. But she's smiling? Huh. You didn't get to see much of her anyway, because she mostly ran to her dorm and posted this message as soon as possible. It did kinda hurt with all the pain from climbing

Comments

are you noticing a trend yet

[ionianmode]

I think you should call it F-Zero.

[things_go_boom]

Uuuuh while it's metal, I don't think I want to name it after a car race. Besides, what would YOUR F-Zero think?

[ionianmode]

Why would F-Zero care? He is much faster than an egg.

[things_go_boom]

It would get confusing having two F-Zeros in school anyway.

[tank_rockarms]

You should name it Tank if it's a boy.

And if its a girl you should name it Tankette.

[things_go_boom]

...no I think that...

[things_go_boom]

..maybe if I install some death rays on it when it gets older...

[things_go_boom]

...no it's still not a good name.

[new_moon_prince]

You should name it Loser.

[things_go_boom]

I should name it "I'm going to punch you to the face."

[hasbandanacap]

...You got a Skarmory egg? Something tells me this isn't going to end nicely at all.

[things_go_boom]

Hey! What's wrong with me raising a bird made out of metal blades, Brandon?!

[hasbandanacap]

It's BRENDAN geez. Are you too stupid to remember how to correctly spell my name?

Considering how much of a barbarian afrohead you are, I kind of expected your first Pokemon to be something just as dangerous.

Only a rash idiot takes wild Pokemon from their habitats and force them to get a kid they can't keep.

[things_go_boom]

Lucky for you I'm not an idiot.

Besides, I would have let them have it if they had show signs of attachment. Which they did not.

'Sides, how many babies in daycare do you think come from that way? I bet most people don't even release their Pokemon after that and keep them breeding forever.

[warpstar_rider]

Poyoooo Lash has a baby now poyo? Does that mean I'm an uncle now

Metallic bird... All I can think of is Dyna Blade poyo.

[Strikeouts don't exist.]

[things_go_boom]

...Dyna Blade.

...Blade isn't a bad name. I'll keep that in mind, thanks!

[warpstar_rider]

You're welcome poyo! I hope you find the perfect name for the bird poyo! :D

[things_go_boom]

I can't wait for it to hatch!