Why can't we Pantomime, just close our eyes and sleep sweet dreams?

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That lyric has nothing to do with the actual post, but it has the word 'pantomime' in it, so I thought I might as well use it.

I auditioned for a part in a pantomime- 'Snow WHite and the Seven Dwarfs'. And I got a part.
To be fair, it is USLES, and if they have more people than parts, they will write more parts so that everyone who auditions gets one

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Mwaha, one of the lines in the part I read for the audition was "Oi! I'm the narrator. So I'm in charge. (deep breath) IF I SAY IT'S AN IDEALISED VIEW OF LIFE IT'S AN IDEALISED BIEW OF LIFE, GOT THAT?"
And I think the second narrator's being played by a giant of a man, so it'll look briliant with this skinny wee midget bossing him around :-D

Eeee, I'm excited.