Select Responses to a Body Image Survey from the RD

[thinblacktie]

What is your gender?
N/A (Rodian)

Who or what makes you feel the most confidence in your appearance?
The attentions of my Twi'lek mistress, Eekway.

What or who makes you feel the most dissatisfied with your appearance?
Cowardly, smooth talking smugglers who dump their cargo at the first sight of Imperial star cruisers.What aspect of your body do

Comments

Yeah I went there

[thekingofbleh]

Serves you right, jerkface, you shot first.

Re: Yeah I went there

[thinblacktie]

That's not how I remember it, and that's not how history will remember it.

Han Solo can kiss my slimy green ass. Sucker punching sonofabitch.

Re: Yeah I went there

[sovietwrench]

I agree with chase. Han shot first. That's the way God inteded. I also believed that Han was the shooter on the grassy knoll. Of course, George Lucas insists that Kennedy shot first.

...sorry, I'm bored as hell at work.