Didn't you just... nevermind. Ya don't pass up a good thing, especially when you don't know when the next time might be. Besides, all the cool kids still live up here, and we can't sit on our thumbs and read the internet all day, like some people.
Alright, now it's a party. After I get drunk I will sit on your shoulders and we will roll destructively through the crowd like an apocalyptic party robot. This I have foreseen.
OK IF I AM CORRECT my boy from the UK is going to be HERE on June 7th and I'm waiting for him to let me know whether or not he is interested.
IF HE IS we will need two tickets (oh fuck I'm so broke and I just don't care SPENDING SPREEEEEEEEEEE)
IF HE IS NOT we will NOT need tickets, however either way we will be throwing one huge motherfuck of a drunken tailgate party before the show because THAT'S HOW I ROLL AT JONES BEACH.
I will alert my cronies who work the East End and we shall discuss this further at a later time!
Bitch, if he is NOT interested, then he is NOT worthy, and I shall therefore be forced to judge him harshly, with my fists.
I hear the broke part, but I really hope you can pull this one off, it is necessary.
However, I was COUNTING on your support with the crazy before-and-after shenanigans, in either case. Spread the word of this unholy alliance, marshal your forces and we shall discuss strategy when it is time.
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Besides, all the cool kids still live up here, and we can't sit on our thumbs and read the internet all day, like some people.
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After I get drunk I will sit on your shoulders and we will roll destructively through the crowd like an apocalyptic party robot. This I have foreseen.
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IF HE IS we will need two tickets (oh fuck I'm so broke and I just don't care SPENDING SPREEEEEEEEEEE)
IF HE IS NOT we will NOT need tickets, however either way we will be throwing one huge motherfuck of a drunken tailgate party before the show because THAT'S HOW I ROLL AT JONES BEACH.
I will alert my cronies who work the East End and we shall discuss this further at a later time!
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I hear the broke part, but I really hope you can pull this one off, it is necessary.
However, I was COUNTING on your support with the crazy before-and-after shenanigans, in either case. Spread the word of this unholy alliance, marshal your forces and we shall discuss strategy when it is time.
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