Third Theft [Video post]

[thief_senses]

[The video comes on and for the second time this month appears the raccoon constable himself. Though this time he isn't has happy as he was last time. His face is fallen and he seems to be in an alleyway this time. He looks at something off screen for a moment before turning back to the camera with a frown.]I...don't know if anyone is missing this

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[voice]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Orange guy?

I never got this notif. D:

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well good. That's still unsettlin'. Not that anyone is gonna fess up t' killin' him. But you 'ave any suspects?

/kicks LJ/

[thief_senses]

Not yet. I'm going to scout the town with someone else who knew Daxter and a few others are on the case too. We might be able to find some clues if anyone heard anything.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Lemme know what you find. I'd go with you but.. Not really in a great state t' go walkin' around.

[thief_senses]

Will do.

But why can't you walk around? Did something happen to you?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I got shot off a roof. Th' bloke that did it ain't walking too well either.

[thief_senses]

You...got shot off a roof? Ouch.

Do I even want to know what happened to the other guy?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah well.. partially my fault for lettin' my guard down an' not expectin' the bloke with my job fer th' other team t' show up here.

He's probably still passed out in th' forest is you wanna check on 'im.

[thief_senses]

Um...depends. Will you shoot me if I do?

[bye_to_yer_head]

No. Contrary t' what everyone seems t' think, I don't shoot random people fer no reason.

[thief_senses]

Just wanted to make sure since you said he was the guy from the other team. But if you won't then I think I will go make sure he's okay.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah, but you ain't. Jus' don't let th' ornery bloke stab you.

[thief_senses]

I'll do my best.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight. Lemme know what you foind out 'bout whoevers behind this.

*And with that he hangs up. The better to go pop some pain pills and sleep on his couch.*