Case 50 - Turnabout Dance

[thief_of_truth]

[After hearing that announcement from Quinn about the prom, Kay is struck with the most brilliant idea she's ever had.  Clearly, the entire town needs to hear about it.  To the phones!]

[Phone; filtered from drones]

Hey, everyone!  So, looks like it's prom season again!  I know there's a lot of new people in town who probably haven't really met

Comments

[perfektsymmetry]

..."Very scientific matching process"?

[thief_of_truth]

Right!

[perfektsymmetry]

Let me guess - drawing names from a hat?

[thief_of_truth]

I'm not at liberty to discuss the methods employed by the Kay Faraday Dating Service. What if our competition got word of it?

[hontobakabaka]

"This isn't one of those boy hat and girl hat and grab name things?"

[thief_of_truth]

Of course not! Only the best for my clients!

[hontobakabaka]

"Dart board? I'm trying to remember how they did that for the Christmas party on the Nadesico...."

[thief_of_truth]

Don't worry, all our results are guaranteed!

[thief_of_truth]

Sure, who is it? A friend of yours?

[trolololol, nah, she's just playin']

[thief_of_truth]

Yeah, I'm just joking. Sure, you can help me out!

[jusenkyoed]

You're just gonna pair people off like that?

[thief_of_truth]

Sure, what's wrong with that?

[jusenkyoed]

Just seems kinda silly to me.

[thief_of_truth]

It's a useful service for people who are too shy to ask someone out themselves!

[thief_of_truth]

Would you like to sign up for the service?

[thief_of_truth]

[derp derp takin' that at face value]

Sounds like you've got it all taken care of, then! Good luck getting through all that!