002; video/action: tennis haus; it's a perfectly good sunday morning;

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[This video post is brought to you by a very bored Tensai Jr. Why is this Ivysaur bored, you might ask?

Because his trainer is sleeping.

Out on the tennis court.

Next to a big, pink slowpoke, who is just staring right into your soul somewhere off-screen

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[thickfat]

What.

[have a grumpy Marui stuck up on this one tree with a crying Munchlax at his side. don't mind him, he's not glaring at you, he's glaring at Lady.]

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[still glaring at Lady.]

Yeah, could you get that Espeon away from here? That'd help me loads.

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[restardom]

Wha--

... Oh my god, is he stuck?

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[Junior notices the feed kicking up again and peers curiously at Rise. Of course, genius Pokemon that he is, he figures out she's talking about Puchi. And Marui, since he's gotten himself stuck there now, too. He nods at her.]

Saur.

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[restardom]

... Is he going to need help?

[ yeah, she's so used to conversing with the Pokémon now. ]

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[Junior just nods again. He knows that Espeon is levels higher than him so he's not even going to waste the effort.]

Saur!

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[NO APPLE THIEF GOES UNPUNISHED. NOT ON HER WATCH.]

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[thickfat]

[THEY'RE JUST APPLES, GOD. DO YOU EVEN EAT THEM? Puchi will forever hate you, apple-hater! Have all his glares. All of it.]

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[She's just going to sit down like a boss, flicking her tail in the world's most condescending way while y'all stay treed. One of her beloveds will happen along eventually. Probably. If you're lucky.

And if not, well, trees are very comfortable this time of year.]

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[TREES ARE NOT COMFORTABLE SKLDJFLKSJF THEY'RE SO FUCKING HIGH WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING HIGH MUNCHLAX NOT MADE FOR TREES LET US DOWN NOW AAAAAAAA]

[Meanwhile Marui is just going to complain up here. And keep yelling at you to let them down, Lady.]

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[ieyasachu]

A-Aahhh, Puchi!!

[as;djasdfasdf that is so unfortunate and he's very close to wondering how far Goldenrod is to see if he can possibly make it in time to be of use-]

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[Junior looks at you curiously-- you're a new face he hasn't seen before, but since you know Puchi, he's going to give you a shot of him-- and Marui-- on that tree, with the Espeon on guard and not letting them both down just yet.]

Veee.

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[ieyasachu]

... oh....

[Well... that's not as bad as it could be.

And then he's gonna yell at the pokegear to make sure Marui hears him-]

Can't you just jump down, Marui-san?!

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[watch Marui as he looks around for that familiar voice-- where is it coming from, damnit? Junior seems to notice this so he calmly walks over and hands him the gear-- and promptly escapes before the Espeon chases him up that tree, too.]

Wha-- Tokugawa! How did you-- damn, this must have been recording!

[Marui looks down, away from the Gear and frowns.]

Can't jump, Lady's still down there. And it's a little high. I like my legs without broken bones, you know...

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[data_mastery]

[So things haven't really changed that much, despite the fact that they're in a world inhabited by magical creatures. Comforting to know.] Having troubles there, Marui?

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[and because Junior is such a genius that he is, he takes the gear to Marui because there's a lot of messages he doesn't want to answer since they're for his trainer and he's just an Ivysaur, what does he know right? so he vines the 'Gear up to Marui's lap and goes back under the sun to watch this whole drama unfold. yep.]

Oi, don't leave us up-- [hold on, there's the 'Gear.] --Yanagi? [so he missed the first part, forgive him if he just blinks at you for a few seconds.]

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[Yanagi is laughing at Marui. It doesn't show on his face, but with Marui just blinking at him, while stuck in a tree- He can't help it. He snickers to himself.]

Hello Marui. Having trouble?

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[thickfat]

....Just a little.

[he knows that look. he totally knows that look because he's seen it directed at him a few times before already.]