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[theysaidiwasmad]

So many snide comments and guarded references. I've had enough I tell you. ENOUGH!

WHAT IS THE STATUS SCREEN!? WHAT IS THE FORTH WALL!? REVEAL YOUR SECRETS TO ME AT ONCE!

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[gunnabamasta]

It's a basic Pokedex function!

[theysaidiwasmad]

Doesn't that thing only work for pokemon?

[gunnabamasta]

Nope! See? *shows his stats*

[theysaidiwasmad]

And this is the kind of information I can get out of the "Status Screen"?

[icaststhespells]

Oh, it's that dumb thing Red Mage is always babbling about. Something about us being fictional characters controlled by sweaty, acne-ridden teenagers.

Load of horsecrap, if you ask me.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Do people in your world not have names?

[icaststhespells]

Yeah, I know. Red Mage is a pretty dumbass name, if you ask me.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Honestly. What kind of a name is a color follwed by "mage"?