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Naked mermaids. Naked mermaids. Naked mermaids. 'Nuff said. And cockroach shit about a foot away from me. Apparently fiji water is good. Verizon "has the best service" although my calls are dropped every fucking minute. It's chaos, I tell you. I've decided that livejournal really can be a watse of time. And yet i can't seem to pry myself ( Read more... )

It was another baffling case. But then, you don't hire a private eye for the easy ones. I'd planned to take the day off and spend time with a couple of buddies. My buddies travel light and they're fun to have around. One travels in a holster, and the other in a hip flask. My name is Bullet. Tracer Bullet. What people call me is something ( Read more... )