yeah

[theyare45]

caught some dude in one of the American Apparel fitting rooms today: jacking off with 2 thongs wrapped around his dick. LES baby

i work like 60 hours a week at the moment, i'm sorry nobody ever really sees me...

love
math+

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[seaponies]

wow

[a1icey]

Chick: Okay, so let me get this straight -- you left a top secret threesome at 4:30 in the morning, only to take home a guy you then met on the subway platform who you kicked out of your bed two hours later because your girlfriend was coming home in half an hour?
Guy: Uh, yeah, that's about right.
Chick: Sweet dancing Moses.

--23rd St & 6th Ave

[couldnotstop]

was it creepy or hot? always wondered about stuff like that.

[theyare45]

well, dudewas creepy and gross, so yeah it was just creepy. if he'd been hot or interesting, probably would've been a whole different story.

dude dropped the thongs on the floor, shrieked, and ran out of the store with his dick still out of his pants. nobody wanted to pick the thongs up off the fitting room floor. i think somebody got out gloves...

love, math+

[vicarinatutugal]

hmm that would have been an interesting conversation.. actually did you say anything?
60 hours! god I moan at 38

[theyare45]

i think i said 'oh my FUCKING god' and then he sort of yelped and ran out

xox, math+

[everythingisso]

hey there, i was wondering, what is the name of the San Francisco hostel you've mentioned in previous posts? I'm thinking of making a trip out there and am looking for a place to stay.
Thanks!