This Always Goes Well

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[Tulio took the liberty of snoring on the couch, yea, a little bit of drool there. But hey, when you're tired, you're tired.]

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[takeyourstick]

[Simba saunters into the cabin after a soak in the jacuzzi.]

Hey pops, you're snoring. [leans over Tulio's face, then taps his arm with a paw.]

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MMMmmmmmmmggggaaag, I am not.

And I'm not that old.

[Grumble, grumble. Rolls over, totes don't notice you're a lion, eyes still closed =.=.]

[takeyourstick]

[pokepoke]

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[GROAN. Rolls over.]

Wha-Come on-Can't a guy get some decent rest aroun...

[Stare.]

... Lion.

[lovelycupid]

[Look who poofs randomly into existence! You don't question these things. Ever.]

Hey, wake up sleepy pants. You snore louder than Jorgen Von Strangle.

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[Grumbles awake. Rub his eyes.]

Who's Jorgen Von...

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare. Blink Blink. Looks away, looks back. Yes. That is a pink little angel thing guy...]

... I think I've had to many Sangrias last night.

[lovelycupid]

Jorgen Von Strangle is the toughest fairy in Fairy World.

[Duh.]

You look like you have had too many Sangrias last night buddy, just look at your hair!

[You'd better do something about it or Cupid will have to take matters into his own hands.]

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Heeeeey! What's wrong with my hair?

[Patting his hair down.]

It's not that ba...

Wait... Did you say Fairy World?

[sawyerdances]

[ The petite feline raises a brow at the sleeping human on the casting couch. Ah wait, no, it's not the casting couch; but still. Why was he sleeping at this hour? ]

Hey- Hey are you just going to sleep all day?

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[Snorts and grumbles, and rolls over.]

No... I just... Mmmf, need more sleep is all. Can't you bother someone else?

[Grabbing pillow, cuddle times. Opens his eyes. Is that cat? Kinda stares...]

... Kitty?

[Lifts his eyebrow, wat.]

[sawyerdances]

Bother?

[ WELL SHE NEVER. ]

Sawyer, actually. Kitty's on set, as far as I know.

[ Raises brows as she thinks about it. ]

And she's a brunette, not an albino like myself.

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[Sits up... Talking cat... Rubs his fingers through his hair. Whispering to himself.]

How many Sangrias did I have last night?

[Holds up his hand.]

Wait wait... So your name is Sawyer? And wait-Kitty's on set? Are you an actress or somethin'?

[readingwishbone]

[A little dog trots up to him and spends about five minutes staring at him. Eventually he jumps up onto Tulio's stomach and sits there, staring at him.]

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[kfggjgjkrthlbwijretlh-Grumbles and growls awake.]

Whaaa... Agh-...

[Stares back at the dog. Gives a frustrated sigh.]

Great... It's a dog.

[Holds out his hand to pet the tops of his head.]

Hey there, where are you from little guy?

[readingwishbone]

I'm from home. Where are you from?

[Wishbone says, his tail wagging.

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Oh I'm from Spai-...

...

[Points his finger.]

Did you just talk?

[iamaneleven]

Hey, stinkbreath! Your snorin's waking up the whole town!

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[OH GAWD, THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST ANNOYING VOICE HE'S EVER HEARD IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE-Growls and gets up.]

Hey! A guy can sleep here if he wan...

[Stares around. Only sees a parrot.]

... Hey, who said that?

[iamaneleven]

Up here, ya numbskull! [Iago's perched on the top of the couch.]

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[Sits back, eyebrow lifted. MAN THESE SANGRIAS ARE GONNA GET THE BEST OF HIM.]

Wha?... I thought parrots were only suppose repeat things when they talk!