RON PAUL for PRESIDENT.
2008.
HOPE FOR AMERICA.

How about JESUS CHRIST in the year NOW.
The only actual hope that America has left because we are so
Beyond reocovery unless we see a miracle in the next
37 minutes.

I have been done with America for quite awhile.
...Yet.

 dot dot dot....culinary school?

There are some days.
That get under the skin.
                                           Then there are some days.
                                           That get down to the bone.
                     And there are some days.
                     That begin to rip through the bone.
All of which.
Are extremely pleasant.
[Note sarcasm], 

If you gave me a pencil with chewed-on eraser
I'd save it in a box at the end of my bed. 
If you gave me pair of socks with stripes or spots
I'd wear them until they're no good anymore
And wear them some more.
It's not just you, but the thought of the thing
Give and give well, scraps and sad cards.
With horses in gallop and wind in wheat grass.
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Well, kids.
It is time to expose my evil masterplan for the year.
Some of you might have heard a rumor going around
about me not returning to this place known as SPU.
Where did you hear that?  That's ridiculous.
Well, it's only ridiculous because rumors are nasty
and can destroy people's reputations and livelyhoods
when they are incorrect and blown out of ( Read more... )

Little Bunny Fufu was walking in the forest.
and got hit on the head by one of those spiders
that no one can ever see because it's so small
and has created a web in a strategically annoying
location like right in the middle of the path and
you know that it knows that it's annoying and
evil and probably one of the fallen angels
known as a demon because it' ( Read more... )

Hours, hours, hours, hours ( Read more... )

Calvin and Hobbes where the best of friends.
They were fortunate fellows.
Calvin, a crazy-haired little spaz,
              loved to share his vast knowledge of life with Hobbes.
              Calvin also loved to draw more stripes on Hobbes
              when no one was looking.
              And also to wear stripes himself.
Hobbes, an honest-to- ( Read more... )

The click.
I'm a cheat.
I will run to
                    her
                    them
                    it.
But never then to You.
With pen in mouth I contemplate the atrocity of my life that no one sees.
The words in my composition notebooks show that healing takes eternity.
Awake! Oh Sleeper!
Endure Suffering!
There Is No Fear In Love!
But the blood on my ( Read more... )