Title: Laundry Day
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin
Word Count: 731
Spoilers: None really.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.

Summary: A lovesick Barney watches Robin do her laundry. Nothing to do with Dr. Horrible, but somewhat inspired by it, let's be honest.
Author's Notes: Written for tempestdance, who requested some BrOTP angsty pining. ( Read more... )

Title: Fingerprints
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Robin/Rachel (OFC)
Word Count: 1,160
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: F/F slash, though more sensuality than smut.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.

Summary: There's a reason Robin and Rachel are so on edge around each other, and it's not career competitiveness.
Author's Notes: Written for darlingchaos, creator of Rachel and ( Read more... )

Title: Last Call
Author: snogged and secondmezzanine
Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. We don't. Please don't sue us.
Pairing: Carl/Wendy; mentions Barney/Wendy
Word Count: 3939
Rating: FRT-13/PG-13; romance, jealousy, and a little violence
Spoilers: Minor plot for The Platinum Rule.
Beta: rockstarpeach and roland44

Summary: Carl sees some security ( Read more... )

Title: Robin in September
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Robin
Word Count: 434
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.

Summary: Robin Scherbatsky has one purely happy memory of her father.
Author's Notes: Totally stream-written (please forgive the rushed-ness) for himym_roleplay, but it's a stand-alone, really. It's been awhile since I've written any straight fanfic so I'm ( Read more... )

Title: The Waitress and the Bartender
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Wendy the Waitress/Carl
Word Count: 5,700
Warnings: Some swearing.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
Spoilers: For 3.11, "The Platinum Rule" and "The Bracket" (ie, these episodes from Wendy's POV).

Summary: It takes exactly one year for Carl and Wendy to come to their senses. Carl acts ( Read more... )

Title: Friday Morning Sabotage
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin
Rating: R, smexxiness
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
WC: 1,900

Summary: Even when he's away on a shady business trip, Barney can still send Robin into a flustered tailspin.
Author’s Note: I have not written any honest-to-goodness BrOTP in ages! This was fun. Fits either post ( Read more... )

I hijacked vimtastic's pineappularly-tastic Trudy and wrote a drabble. Dan is her invention!

Title: Toothbrush
WC: 100
Rating: G

( Trudy always brushes with extra whitening toothpaste. )

Title: Pool Boys
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17. Slashy boysex.
Setting: AU
Word Count: 1,500
Author’s Note: For my brilliantly awesome partner-in-crime idioticonion, who requested some Barney/Ted/paddling pool dirtiness. Happy, happy birthday!

( Whoops, he thinks. Homoerotic humor while wearing nothing but swim trunks, soaking wet and already nearly on top of each other in a kiddie pool: probably not the best idea. )

Title: New Dart
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
Pairing: Barney/Lily
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17. Super smutty. Eeep?!
Setting: AU
Word Count: 790
Author’s Note: For the lovely and talented smut queen, snogged, who requested some Barney/Lily, and whose birthday is the 24th! Tried to make this extra dirty for you… hope you enjoy! :) Have a happy one ( Read more... )

Title: And the Way
Rating/Warnings: PG
Word Count: 390
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Robin/Barney
Author’s Notes 1: Because kissing is lovely and the transcript didn’t really cover what it was like for Robin, and because everything she says about it now is mostly denial or outright lies. This works as part of the Facebook RP or could probably stand as an ( Read more... )