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[thewhitetree]

Got an AIM thingy.

:) Happy Telperion.

She's coming over!

:D Very happy Telperion.

Then I got raped.

TELPERION IS NOT HAPPY sskldkfababf lsknfa'lskbgal;dnfgjkl.

:(

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[foscobaggins]

o_o you liked it.

[flaming_ent]

*hom* Hello, good tree. I am Beechbone the Ent. I am *hoom* currently wandering Middle Earth on a sacred task to make sure that all trees are well treated, and to prevent environmental degradation. Sadly, *hom* there are very few ents in Arda these days, so this area does not seem to have been monitored lately. How are you faring?

[thewhitetree]

I think I love you Hello, Beechbone, nice to meet you! Sounds like a wonderful job. It's rather hard for us trees (especially shiny ones like me) to hide from things that want to rape us, as we're... um, trees, so your help is much appreciated.

I'm doing surprisingly well, considering my traumatic encounter with that hobbit-thing. -shimmers- And you? :D

the ent is roused...

[flaming_ent]

WHAT?! A HOBBIT IS ABUSING THE TREES!?! *HOOM* *HOOM* This is not to be borne. For this reason Yavana *pious gesture* made the ents, to protect her trees.

Very glad to meet you, Telperion. I will be back shortly for a chat after I take care of the source of this unpleasentness. *goes of in search of said hobbit, intent on smiting it*

[flaming_ent]

Well, now that that messy business is over, I have time for a proper chat.
I have not been doing to well as of late. I had a lovely visit to the Shire, which was cut short when my hostess *hoom* encountered some personal issues. Then I went to *hoom* Erebor, only to discover that Treebeard *gesture of respect* has left Middle Earth. That is sad, as it means that I am the last Ent in Arda. *hom* Now I am here. Where *hoom* is here, by the way? And would you care for an ent-draught? *offers stone jar towards the tree*