i'm tired, dead fucking tired.

please reply with exotic locations to escape to.

i have a desk in my room now, which means a full blown writing cove, and i find that sometimes nothing helps me flow like the clattering of keys. problem is, i am seriously cramped on this communal computer. i was wondering if anyone has a spare typewriter they'd be willing to part with, or knows where they might offer such used and obsolete goods ( Read more... )

please refer yourself to an article i stumbled upon in oinment monthly.

http://salamidichotomy.livejournal.com/1104.html

i am the cosmoonaut. i am the goddamned cosmonaut. you can find me and my werewolf friends tearing apart the carcass of a middle aged accountant in the outback parking lot. i am the cosmonaut, smoke crack and love, smoke crack and love.

last night, before drifting off to sleep, i was flipping through the channels for some white noise. i stopped, as i am sometimes wont to do, on fox news for something to laugh at for a moment. ol poppa bear was discussing something completely pointless, as usual, and he had his retarded friend dennis miller on board for a mindless diversion into ( Read more... )

because mine is fucking pounding, front to back and side to sides.

i hate the disney channel, walt disney is an anti-semite, so is his channel and anyone associated with it, including its' viewers.

yeah, that's all.

i slept for about a straight hour last night, haven't done that one in a while.

finish him.

there was a party, a muzzle and a mau, mau ( Read more... )

after two months of no visual aids, i now have some new contacts. let me see all your beautiful faces.

new keyboard, phone is broken(bootlegged). call me mona lisa smile.

new heart, old lungs. i kidnapped amelia earheart.

kiss my old self goodbye, kiss my new ass, just period.

i've got no time for fussing and fighting.

kidergarten is over, no more nap time, no more minature milk cartons.

doo dah man