The Misanthropic Pregnancy.

[thewayoftheid]

So here I am in the month 7, still alive and kicking. Well, he's doing more of the kicking than I am, which was great the first hundred times he did it but kinda lost its charm in month 6. His name's Langston, by the way. Yes, after that Langston. A suitable name, according to The Village, who rejoiced so loudly that--to be honest--I'm still

Comments

[marydell]

I am so excited for you! Don't worry, once the pregnancy is over and you have a little baby in your arms, all the random advice coming from people totally stops and nobody will hassle you any more. BWA HA HA HA HA.

Actually once the baby arrives, instead of touching your belly some folks will try to touch your son, so you should be prepared for that with whatever your weapon of choice is.

Langston is a great name.

[innocencelost]

you are such an awesome writer. to add to your list of dismay, told yo ass to blog from jump. women can appreciate your style!

[fa_ikaika]

nice to have you back in the place 'id. We missed you.

yay!!

[kittylarock]

Langston Tyquan has a certain ring to it! I've already decided I'm throwing in an extra Shay-Shay or Peaches in my future baby's name just to keep her grounded and mess with people's heads. Anyway, I agree with everyone else about your writing. I'd totes read the WayoftheId's Guide to Pregnancy!

[catwoman980]

I fucking love everything you write.

I'm in month 5. Strangers aren't touching me, yet, but absolutely everything else you said is so fucking spot on.

I made the mistake of thinking that I wasn't going to tell anybody the sex. That immediately caused everyone to flip right the fuck out, because then HOW WOULD THEY KNOW WHAT TO BUY IT?! What if they chose something blue for a girl? Surely, then, my child will be scarred for life.

[innocencelost]

make them tricks buy neutral colors & wait for the delivery! LOL

Congrats & ENJOY THE JOURNEY! lol