The new TSA body scanners? One TSA worker assaulted another after a training session.

[thewayne]

Guy steps in to a scanner and another worker starts making fun of the size of his genitals. Guy assaults the other worker in the parking lot with a police baton

Comments

[silveradept]

Of course not. Because after this, it's only you, Terrorist-Until-Temporarily-Proven-Innocent, who will be subjected to having your genitals studied in minute detail. For Freedom.

[thewayne]

More and more I want a shirt that says Suspected Terrorist, but I know that would go down real well with law enforcement.

[silveradept]

Yet. They don't take kindly to people giving them ha, ha, only serious.