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[thewaterbandit]

So! In an effort to stop playing Dragon Age 2 so much I traded in some old DS games and got Pokemon Black. I've got a Tepig! His name is Sizzles! I am nicknaming all my pokemon this time around because I enjoy coming up with derpy names for them. The one I'm proudest of so far is my Munna named Cobb. because he influences dreams.

I need to get out

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[futuresoon]

All Pokemon must be nicknamed! I forget what I called my Munna in White (I got both games, shut up), but I eventually swapped it out for a Solosis named Sweetness. For the record, Solosis looks like this. And Oshawott and Snivy are far superior to Tepig, actually Snivy's formal form is literally named Serperior, that is the finest proof of all

[thewaterbandit]

OBJECTION Tepig is a pig who is also on fire, how is that not the awesomest of all. Also whenever I look at Snivy I feel like it is judging me for my life choices :|

[futuresoon]

Yeah but Tepig gets ugly fast, Snivy is one of the very few Pokemon that looks basically the same throughout all its evolutions and Oshawott becomes a samurai otter. But at the very least there is a truth that all Black and White players know, regardless of starter: Purrloin sucks.

[thewaterbandit]

I kind of like how Emboar and Pignite look. The whole pig-as-wrestler-on-fire thing seems pretty awesome to me.

I WILL NOT HAVE THE NAME OF PURRLOIN UTTERED UNDER MY ROOF.