Hell hath no wrath like a rabbit scorned. [CLOSED]

[naniteknight]

Who: Rex (naniteknight), KITT (guardianbydesgn) and Fluffy the Destructo Bunny...and now adding V (crazylikefawkes) here at the end!
What: The rabbit EVO finally decides to chew on something that isn't either Rex or an inanimate, completely non-sentient object... KITT.
Where: Eastern District
When: Saturday night, the 4th of December
Warnings: VIOLENCE and fighty times!
Notes: None.

Comments

Delayed reply. =3;;; Visiting family makes for distractions, heh.

[guardianbydesgn]

Tonight's routine patrol took KITT through the Eastern District. Thankfully, since the zombie invasion, things had been quiet, and even before that, it had been a long time since the patrols had really been "necessary". As far as he knew, he was the only one continuing the schedule that Lelouch had initially organized months ago

S'cool! And I'll tag with Fluffy here once or twice more before bringing in Rex.

[naniteknight]

The car approached. Rearing up on its hind legs, the rabbit sniffed, inhaling the thick, toxic smells of engine lubricants and exhaust. Its lips rippled back into a snarl, exposing its long fangs to the gum line.

It made noise, that chunk of metal. Beyond the rev of the engine and the sound of the tires rolling over the ground.

While the rabbit was hard pressed to comprehend some of the complexities of spoken speech, it understood when it was being threatened or insulted. Its foremost pair of sickly green eyes, the ones actually affixed in its skull as opposed to those down along its flanks, narrowed. Its jaws snapped once...

...and then it was charging forward with surprising speed for something that big and heavy. Mouth open, it had its sights locked on the car's leading bumper...

Whenever's fine. ~<3 KITT's confidence aside, I'm not expecting him to do well. At all. XD

[guardianbydesgn]

((ooc: L-lol don't mind his fussy arrogance, either. He has his pride, after all. XD))

Toxic!? He would have begged the thing's pardon had he known. Lubricants he couldn't help - and he had those aplenty - but he ran on very clean-burning hydrogen gas, thank you very much! Or...well...normally he did, Bending to keep his tanks full. At the moment, he was clearing out the last of the common gasoline he'd been forced to accept last week when Bending had been blocked and he had not "topped his tanks off" before that - a mistake he'd not make again. Still . . . he would have found any references to his exhaust to be rude and offensive. He didn't talk about others' "exhaust", after all.

Unaware as he was, however, of all that, such thoughts did not cross the AI's processor (this time around). Instead, he had to admit he was rather taken at the sight of the creature's maw as it snarled. Good grief! I've seen something similar in a Monty Python movie once, I think. Well, it was of little consequence. The creature's speed did

Damn rabbit can turn on a dime. @_x Don't feel bad, KITT, Rex has trouble with it, too!

[naniteknight]

The rabbit was starting to get it through its brain that machines were bad things to be destroyed on sight. They made far too much noise, smelled bad and had severe attitude problems. All they were good for was gnawing on and kicking dirt over.

JUST LIKE THAT DAMN KID.

Nevermind that the rabbit itself had a face not even a mother could love, it smelled like garbage and had a shriek that sounded like stuttering nails on a chalkboard.

The sight of the car suddenly shifting onto its passenger tires alone didn't deter the EVO, even though the sound it made was harsh on those long ears. However, the rabbit didn't want to bring its claws into play so much as simply bite and tear. The change in the situation threw it off a bit, forcing it to put the brakes on and use all six legs to dig in and turn, claws ripping into the concrete and asphalt below. It still slid behind KITT, but not by too much. If the car did fire the grappling hook, it would catch...but likely at close range as the EVO whirled around to compensate for the miss