Sep 23, 2010 23:42
Question: does anybody else taste orange?
[Locked to the following: Shockwave, the Riddler, GLaDOS, Jadis, Pyramid Head, Sally, Nemesis/Nova, Damon]
Hey guys. And Sally and Jadis. Girls and guys.
I'm gonna come right to the point here, so I don't waste your time. Everyone else seems to be pairing up into little groups, through worlds or species or organizations or welcome houses or whatever the fuck. The rest of us, I've noticed, are a little on the fringe, roguish guys who don't like to cozy up to other people. And that's cool; that's our thing.
The problem is, our gutsy individualism is going to be the very thing to fuck us over. Most of the rest of the city has at least one killer powerful friend at their disposal, and I'm guessing more than one of us have had plans ruined by assholes.
I'm not saying we should be best friends, but I'd like to call an introductory meeting, just to kind of see where everyone's at, what turf we've staked out for ourselves, and who would like to do what in this city. Shocky and me kind of got the ball rolling when I let him pick my brain, but think of all the shit you could do with five or six people backing you. Sal, I don't know how interested you are in this, but you're invited too, since I've gotta commandeer the dining room.
You don't have to agree to anything. Just come down to our house, Saturday night, and we'll talk. About what everybody wants, and if some of our goals mesh up, that'd be awesome. Right now I'm saying that I'll lend my Bending to anyone wanting to lend me theirs. Working together; not just for kindergartners anymore.
Also there will be pie.
† leslie vernon