Number One Threat To America [video]
[It's an unusual sight, but the panic on Tatsuki's face is undeniable. Her eyes dart nervously around the bathroom, from the camera to the door and back again. It seems clear she's not there to use the facilities. In fact, it's as if she's hiding from something.]
We, um... I think we have a new problem on our hands here.
[The view shifts away from her, and toward the door. She turns the knob, opening it just wide enough to get a look at the massive polar bear curled up on the bed, seeming content to rest quietly there... until the sound of the door creaking rouses it to attention, at which point it lets out a ferocious roar and turns its full attention toward the camera, at which point a muffled "oh shit!" can be heard as the door slams shut. As the view turns back to Tatsuki, the sound of claws scratching at wood can be heard.]
You guys might want to stay away from Yosuke's room for a while if you can avoid it. I'll think of something in the meantime.
We, um... I think we have a new problem on our hands here.
[The view shifts away from her, and toward the door. She turns the knob, opening it just wide enough to get a look at the massive polar bear curled up on the bed, seeming content to rest quietly there... until the sound of the door creaking rouses it to attention, at which point it lets out a ferocious roar and turns its full attention toward the camera, at which point a muffled "oh shit!" can be heard as the door slams shut. As the view turns back to Tatsuki, the sound of claws scratching at wood can be heard.]
You guys might want to stay away from Yosuke's room for a while if you can avoid it. I'll think of something in the meantime.