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[Issei looks remarkably flustered - he's blushing, at least. Despite that, he doesn't look that unhappy.]Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, and I think possibly John Egbert as well - could I speak to you? You might have better ideas than I do on this matter

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[croibhristeoir]

. . .

Good luck with that.

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I've never done anything like this before.

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[croibhristeoir]

Relationships, deartháir, are one of the few things I am reasonably certain I can offer no help with.

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I don't think you would have been bad at them if you were short one cursed spot. But we'll never really know.

private, video;

[dreambubbly]

What happened, Issei?

...it's about a girl, isn't it?

private, video;

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It's about a girl. One that you know.

[dreambubbly]

...oh my cod, that's why you asked for me and Eridan. You like Vriska!

Okay. First of all, don't listen to anything he tells you. Those two have history. It goes waaaaaaaay back. Not that anything's ever going to come of the history, because she pretty much doesn't have the time of day to give him, but knowing him, he's gonna try and make it all about him, and you don't need that. Okay?

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All right. I just asked because he's a troll, and I need to know how this works in troll culture or I'll do or say more stupid things to her.

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[go_go_lets_go]

Issei! Do you have a girlfriend?

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Sort of. I have an auspitice.

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[go_go_lets_go]

...What's that? Is it another one of those crazy troll romances Eridan was telling me about the other day?

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That's exactly it. It's a troll romance.

[scorpiospider]

You're really asking that idiot?

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He's a troll. He has to know more than me.

[scorpiospider]

It's Eridan! He's a whiny, obsessed, willfully blind idiot.

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But I really don't want to screw this up.

[theheirofbreath]

Sure thing! What's up?

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Do you know anything about troll romance?

[theheirofbreath]

A little bit. Karkat explained to me about the quadrants and stuff. It's kind of complicated though.

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Anything you can tell me would be appreciated.