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First day in their new home~ Kurt discovers POOL.
Kurt: Hotdogs? Really?
Dave: You said make dinner.
Kurt: HOTDOGS?
Dave: Eat the freaking hotdog.
See it makes Dave happy.
That china cabinet however
Pisses him off.
Oh look at you two being cute~
And- oh.
Yes Dave, he kissed you.
I don't know what expression that is at all.
Ya'll are cuties though~
But then Dave got a bright idea and well..
This happened.
Kurt you've seen him naked before you can open your eyes.
Er. Dave idk if splashing Kurt is a good idea-
"DON'T GET MY FUCKING HAIR WET."
"ASS."
...Yep.
Oh. Time to break in the new bed I see.
...lol the shoes.
<3
Dave dreams of PUMPIN IRON and Kurt dreams of Fashion.
Legit.
Oh COME ON its the first night!
Officer: I'm here-
Kurt: It's fine, My boyfriend's got this.
Dave kicked the robbers ass. So ya'll know.
THATS RIGHT
But then Dave was like, okay I'm done and went back to bed. And Kurt was all jittery so he took a bubble bath
RUBBER DUCKY, YOU'RE THE ONE~
Oh good morning.
..Ya'll expect me to NOT creep on my sims?
Mercedes and her bb Selena :D and Mercy is PREGGERS.
Selena has Sam wrapped around her tiny tiny finger, so ya'll know.
Such an adorable happy family <3
Selena sees what you're doing.
Yes there's a BB in there <3
AND ITS TIME FOR IT TO COME OUT.
IT'S A GIRL
Everyone meet: Storm Evans.
Yes Storm.
Don't worry Selena, you're still cutest FOR NOW
I went on over to check on Blainers and this is what greeted me...
Not creepy at all.
He LOVES that baby though.
Taught him how to walk, in the park C:
I just... stared at him when this happened. He made a grilled cheese, put it on the counter and started to SING.
EAT IT BLAINE DON'T SERENADE IT.
...Yeah.
8o
"KUUUURT. KURT. KURT. HI."
Really, he called Kurt and was flipping the hell out all 8DDDDDDD and yelling at him. I just imagined Kurt laying in bed talking to Blaine and Dave sitting there like 8|
Oh good job Dapper man you broke the toilet.
And making a damn mess.
<3
ONWARD. This is Finn and Rachel's new house.
Which apparently confuses Finn.
Rachel: The wedding is in a few hours... So... I'm going to go get read. So should you.
Finn: ...k.
Finn: I wonder if fish dream...
Cuddle times until the guests arrive!
Among other things.
...
Kurt don't be a creeper.
"BITCH I AM FABULOUS."
...Don't look so excited Dave, you know this is a WEDDING.
...Wedding. Finn.
Lovely couple <3 then they DESTROYED that cake. Funny enough Finn didn't eat any.
He went inside to do this.
Yep.
Then they made everyone GTFO
It's the lovely couples wedding night!
FINALLY. WAS IT WORTH IT FINN?
I'm guessing it was cause they had sex 3 times.
Then it was still early so they ran around the house being cute.
heeeeee
And- oh.
....Oh.
Yes Finn. That's your hand.
The happy couple~
Then I went to check on Dave and Kurt and found Dave stuck in an elevator.
I left him there.
While Kurt was giving make overs to Elderly Women.
And then I went to check on Dave, who had made it home. It said he was listening to music. Classical music.
He looks over joyed.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.