VIDEO AND HE IS SO EXCITED OH MY GOD.

[thetrollprince]

[The video clicks on and oh- hey there Orihara. He's vanished for a teensy bit but now he's back! Aren't you all so happy? His face is a little bruised but who cares about that detail? He's giggling quietly and he looks so jubilant in the most sincere way.]

I'm so happy right now. So happy..Nya~. Nnn so happy!

[He claps his hands together and

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permavid

[raincoats]

[ LOLNOPE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BRUISES!! probably deserved it, whatever it was! n_n ]

You earned your star tokens?

[ LMFAO WOW DID HE ACTUALLY GO GET A JOB... ]

[thetrollprince]

[He's starting to giggle quietly. Very quietly- he doesn't want to seem rude okay.]

[thetrollprince]

Why Adachi-chan......

Re: DONE!

[thetrollprince]

You're trying to impress me~ aren't you! [He swoons.]

You're going to make me blush at this rate---.

Say, Adachi-chan?

AND DONE

[thetrollprince]

...How are you going to get out of those?

[raincoats]

[ UGH SHUTUP IZAYA IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE?? ]

Yeah, yeah, I've got a key around here somewhere...

[ rummaging through all this junk on the table -- pizza boxes, stacks of paper, what the fuck is this pineapple doing here... ]

[ grumbling to himself: ] If they were the right kind of handcuffs it would've worked!

[thetrollprince]

[Getting yourself caught up in handcuffs to flirt with a guy is an honest mistake?]

...... [He's just smiling. Really, this is fun! Better than any magic trick out there.]

Adaaaachi-chan~! Do you need help getting out of those? Besides, you shouldn't use an excuse when really it's your own fault for not having any charm to hit on someone you like with. I mean, I don't know anyone who resorts to magic tricks to try and land a date. That's pret-ty lame.

[raincoats]

[ how is this even flirting! well, at least now you can't say you've never seen a magic trick before -- even though this one technically failed, but details! ]

[ pfft! ] No, I've got this!

[ ha! found the key! struggles with the cuffs for a minute as he unlocks them by twisting his wrists awkwardly... there.

takes a moment to straighten his tie to no avail. ]

What are you even talking about! You asked for something exciting.

[thetrollprince]

[THE QUESTION IS HOW IS IT NOT.]

....Hn...[He's just watching, really. What's with this guy? Does he ever function properly...?]

I asked for an exciting question. I didn't think you would actually ever be able to excite me so I didn't ask for that. [Shrug and he just looks so arrogant as he spins around in his chair.]

But the effort- it was cute! Really. [He's clapping now, because you deserve an applause for the "effort".]

[raincoats]

[ totally cringing inside at that clap, do you try to be this condescending or is it just a talent? ]

Yeah, well. You're not very exciting yourself, buddy...

[ irritable, sure. ]

[thetrollprince]

[A little bit of both.]

...Oh Adachi-chan...You wound me. [Pout. Way to break his heart, man.]

[raincoats]

[ he can deal with the wounding -- call it a hobby. even if you're not exciting yourself, you can have hobbies like that, right? y'gotta have some excitement in life! ]

Maybe you should get some thicker skin, kid.

This world isn't gonna treat you any nicer than me.

[thetrollprince]

[Oh...he's taking it seriously! Okay time to play along.]

...You think so? Oh but Adachi-chan, I'm not sure if I know how to do that all by myself. [Sniff. Sniff.]

Do you think you could teach me to be as wonderfully thick and to be as much of a protozoan as you are?

[raincoats]

Well, there's a lot of bullshitting involved...

But I think you've already got that down pat.

[thetrollprince]

Whoa...Really? Phew! I'm glad to hear that!!

Say, Adachi-chan, you should take me out sometime~! I know you've wanted to for a while now and I think it'd be fun! I'm not sure what there's to do around here really but you know..I don't really pay attention to those sort of things..

[raincoats]

[ ...

... wat.

well, okay then, mr. random! ]

I like liquor and sushi. Both of those are free around here.

[ adachi is obviously the most accommodating and gentlemanly -- listing his own likes and preferences first, yup! ]