[A very disheveled looking red head appears on screen covered in big crying blobs and some normal sized sleeping ones. Tries his best to be heard over the screaming blobs and singing sheep.]
I really hate this place.
Anyway, just letting you know giving the things apples? Not such a good idea. Might seem like it at first but they just wake up
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[The screaming is giving him a headache.]
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[Gets one off his head only to have it latch onto his chest still wailing. SIGH]
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[Looks away from the camera a moment to yell at one crawling up his arm.]
DAMMIT GET OFF ME! YOU FEEL GROSS!
[Punches it only to have it stick to his fist. Has ZERO maternal instinct.]
...Violence is still fun but doesn't seem affective.
[Shakes his arm trying to throw it off.]
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...don't. Attack them.
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That's a bit....extreme, isn't it?
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[...though he should have gotten the hint after the first time. :|]
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[She's trying to tug a wailing one off her arm. It doesn't work- and hell, it starts screaming even louder. And they start crying even louder, trying to top each other in volume.]
Shut up! I said, SHUT UP!
Damn it, I don't know how much more of this I can take...
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Some of yours are sleeping. How did you do that?
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I fed them apples and they slept for maybe... half an hour? But then started waking up and growing bigger and louder! I don't suggest trying it on that one so close to your ear!
[Shouting into the communicator over all the screaming.]
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Well if you cut them in half they--TCH--do this.
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Yeah, so far I've learned feeding buys you a short amount of quiet, burping has no affect, beating them is fun but also useless and now know chopping or blowing up is out of the question unless you want more of these little freaks.
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Feeding them isn't a good idea? Augh! It's impossible to think with this much noise...
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I find that meditating and ignoring them is most effective.
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Meditating? I don't think I could sit still for that long with sheep and blobs screaming at me. How the hell are you managing that!?
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