Dear Michael Johns,

[thethingiswhat]

Please perform in Los Angeles, perferablly at my apartment, but really anywhere that I can get to easily is fine. Stop performing in other countries and in parts of California that either I or ch-ch-chinatown cannot easily get to.

And bring David Cook with you.

Sincerely,
Katherine

PS. Please perform "Solitary Man" by Neil Diamond. It would make my mom happy.

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[darlingdivine]

Dear Michael Johns,

Get your Australian ass over to Vancouver so I can prove that I am not MJ repellent.

Thx.

Elizabeth

P.S. And serenade me with some Elvis, biatch.

[thethingiswhat]

I agree with all of this, especially if I was in Seattle and could go up to Vancouver to see him. And MJ singing Elvis... YES PLEASE!

[darlingdivine]

We'll make it an MJ convention!

[thethingiswhat]

We should! I would be down for that lol.

[voldemort]

Dear Michael,

Fuck you for performing at the Legoland tree lighting. WHO FUCKING GOES TO LEGO LAND?!?

Love,
Ashleigh

PS: I would have gone anyway, if I had known about it before the day of, rere.

[thethingiswhat]

And I would have made you take me with you. But seriously Lego Land? I don't even know children that go there (but really I don't know children so idk).

[matertenebrarum]

Dear Michael Johns,

Please to be picking up BFF Kara on your way to Kat's apartment.

Love,
BFF for ever and ever

[thethingiswhat]

YES

He just needs to bring all the cool people with him to LA then PARTAY AT MY APARTMENT!