Girly girl

[theswordmaiden]

So I just came back from my stupid break. I haven't updated this in five weeks so you know this is important. In the coffee shop I sat across from this cute girl. She had straight pretty brown hair, very clear and smooth looking skin, in fact her face and hair looks a lot like Denise Richards from the nineties. She had on a dark pink sweater and a

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[ghentz]

get her name, phone number, and drinking status. then let me know if she is available. free. not like church.

[theswordmaiden]

NO. Two reasons.

1. You're not ready to date.

2. I will not have this barfalicious cotton candy lollipop as a sister-in-law.

THANK YOU.

[ghentz]

but cotton candy lollipops sound so delicious. what about an eeeevil-looking lollipop? one that will bite your ankle?