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[thesteelmedium]

I DID IT! I can now safely walk the streets without having to be on the lookout for aliens that want to make out with me! Or anyone else the mistletoe has in its clutches.

I'll go get us some more food now, Doctor! 8D

[[ooc: Maya duct taped a bucket to her head. She thinks this idea is genius. Feel free to laugh at her]]

Comments

[aimania]

Oh~! That's really really smart! I bet you won't get kissed again!

[thesteelmedium]

That's the idea! You can't infiltrate plastic with just your lips! Unless you're some kind of giant toothed monster with acid spit. [shudders at the thought of kissing THAT D:]

[aimania]

I hope there's nothing like that around! It might hurt to kiss them.

[thesteelmedium]

And just be really really gross. I hope it wouldn't look like an angler fish...

[lickofpacifism]

Oh... wow. Well, at least it gets the job done! Although I don't know why you're worried about aliens making out with you, of all things.

[thesteelmedium]

Because the first kiss I ever had was with an alien! I bet he's stalking me out right now.

[lickofpacifism]

An alien...? Was he big and green?

[thesteelmedium]

Nope! He looks completely human. That's how he gets you.

[discardedwish]

You can ...?

... Because there is a bucket on your head, you are safe?

[vi952]

No.

[discardedwish]

I did not think that it would be so simple.

[thesteelmedium]

Presumably!

[makai_no_maou]

............ [keywords]

That's got to be one of the most stupidest things I've ever seen. I'm not even sure Flonne could top that.

[thesteelmedium]

It's not stupid! And it's better than sitting around waiting to be attacked.

[makai_no_maou]

Yeah, says the person with a *bucket* taped to their head. I don't want to get kissed, but not enough to do something so utterly ridiculas and moronic as that.

[thesteelmedium]

Don't be jealous just 'cause you didn't think of it first.

[thesteelmedium]

Thank you, sir! Finally, someone that appreciates true genius.