In which there is no gravity to the situation

[doeswhathecan]

Characters: monster!Snape and Anya - open to anyone else who wants to be attacked by monster!Snape, just make a separate thread please!
Location: ...Anya's sex shop, Forcegasms
Planet: Coruscant
When: Over this week
Rating: PG-13-R...due to unconventional weaponry

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[nomorevengeance]

[Anya's closing up the shop for the day. In fact, she's practically done tallying up the day's credits. She's even locked up the register and pocketed the key.

And then a hideous beast smashes through the front window, destroying her displays and, from the looks of it, several of her more valuable toys.]

Hey! That's my merchandise!

[She starts backing away because she doesn't want to be destroyed and broken like that, but... she's annoyed. She works hard to afford things, but that only works if when she buys expensive merchandise, other people pay her even more for it. It doesn't work if a monster shows up and destroys it.]

[doeswhathecan]

[ the monster shakes the shards of window from it, snarling and hissing as it stalks towards the meal of the evening.

It pauses for just the slightest of moments, looking around and noticing that it is standing on something half crushed and labeled 'Yub Yub Tickler'.

The creature raises one brow in caustic disdain before shaking its head and rushing towards the woman. ]

[nomorevengeance]

[Come on, Snape, in addition to destroying her store you have to be a dick about it too?

Anya has a blaster. She's had one under the counter since the incident with the zombies. But that's not much use when the monster's crashing through said counter, and to get it she'd have to go towards it.

And...

The monster just smashed through her cash register.

Where her money is.

Anya is terrified. She doesn't want to be eaten. But more than that, she's angry. How dare this monster smash through her store and hurt her cash register? She glares at it and grabs the nearest thing that seems even vaguely weapon-like. As it happens, it's a very large alien dildo. Made of heavy durasteel. Ribbed for her pleasure. She stomps towards the monster and swings it into its face.]

I hope you die!

[doeswhathecan]

[ the monster snarls in pain as the...very large alien dildo that is ribbed for her pleasure but apparently not that of an unfortunate former potions master's, connects with its lower jaw.

It flies backward for a moment, crashing into a display of Twi'lek lingerie. It springs back up, a bodice or two caught on its head before it bounds forward again, claws swiping towards her ]

[choseherownway]

[He was around here somewhere. He had to be. The sense of him through the Force is twisted, wrong, but she'd made a habit of keeping tabs of him since he'd returned to life and once that wrongness had become apparent, she'd started tracking him.

She doesn't know what she'll do, once she finds him. She just knows that she needs to.]