I think I usually respond with some variation on the theme of "you came into the world through it, and if you don't respect it, those of us who have one are fully authorized to take you out of the world."
"I don't do the hole." Charming. Because, after all that's what we are. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of cocks (that aren't silicone and attachable to harness, see comments below), but I don't feel particularly compelled to cringe and yell, "Ewwww! I don't do the pole," every time the subject comes up (so to speak).
I know, right? I think that it has a lot do with shoring up masculinity-- responding to the homophobic allegation that gay men are failed men by displaying a suitably masculine level of contempt for women. Instead of, y'know, questioning why masculinity is so damned important that we have to bash other people in order to defend it. Everyone just needs to deal with the fact that nobody's a Real ManTM, and that given what our culture demands of masculinity, that might be okay.
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"I don't do the hole." Charming. Because, after all that's what we are. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of cocks (that aren't silicone and attachable to harness, see comments below), but I don't feel particularly compelled to cringe and yell, "Ewwww! I don't do the pole," every time the subject comes up (so to speak).
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...mainly because anything that self-lubes more efficiently than with simple mucus membranes makes me jealous.
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Exactly. And actual homophobia seems like displaced misogyny (note the correct spelling this time) to me. So it's like WTF?
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...except me. I'm totally a Real Man.
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B) I saw him first.
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b) And that's the only thing you'll do to him first.
He's mine, bitch. BRING IT!!
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