This is why Bill Simmons rules...

[thespirithotel]

"[Reporters] practically go into heat any time they see a girl who's remotely passable in the press box. That's one of my favorite sayings - when a girl is 'press box hot.' In other words, she's mediocre, but stick her in a press box and she's like the next Natalie Portman. This phenomenon extends to NESCAC schools, Fenway Park, prisons, and

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[obeer]

Natalie Portman IS the defn of mediocre - so this all fits ;)

But, this observation works because women who like sports are sexy

[thespirithotel]

No, it works because the phenomenon does indeed extend to NESCAC schools :D.

[thespirithotel]

Though I won't argue that a woman who likes sports is sexy.