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[colorlesschild]

Interesting headlines today, folks

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[unkingly]

Suspected? Shouldn't they just confirm i [-- whoa whoa hold up. circling the Europeanism rather quickly.]

What's up with that one, Sora?

[colorlesschild]

Let's see...

[diligently copying from the article, so the handwriting is a bit stiff]

...The homogenization and unification of Europe in the third Reich has been "rumored to come to U.S. soil. Hitler's brand of totalitarian rule already shows signs of expansion into England and France. With Poland now under German contol, does this spell out a new future for Europe? What does this man have in store for the world..."

[unkingly]

[long pause.]

Which paper's printing that?

[colorlesschild]

The Bugle. Would you like one, Al?

[colorlesschild]

It is, isn't it ma'am? That's what the paper said, though...

[colorlesschild]

I'm sorry, ma'am...

[madame_mimieux]

I'm not quite certain I like the use of the words "Europeanism" and "threat" in the same headline.

Hitler Very interesting headlines.

[colorlesschild]

I'm sorry, I don't write the words... It does seem strange. Europe always sounded like a pretty place to me, with flowers and art and science.

[madame_mimieux]

I should have known. That's alright.

Europe is pretty, yes, but there is a grain of truth to the headline. The second part, at least.

[colorlesschild]

Should have known...?

What's the threat? Isn't Europe far away?

[heysmallville]

Spontaneous combustion?

[ Pause. Noooo comment on the BIG ONE... ]

[colorlesschild]

Apparently so! She just suddenly caught fire and died.

[heysmallville]

How?

[colorlesschild]

No one knows... That's why it's spontaneous, I guess?