2 naughty words

[bitchin_beanie]

So there're a few doctors that have these things, right?

[paaauuuseee this is awkward to try and phrase]
What if you can't get fuckin drunk anymore?

Comments

[cowboy_newsie]

Told you it were good advice to ask on here.

You tried drinking at all since new year?

[bitchin_beanie]

It ain't good advice until someone solves this fuckin tragedy for me.

And course I have, that's why I'm asking.

[cowboy_newsie]

It ain't that bad. How much you been drinking?

[bitchin_beanie]

Okay, so if you took a... let's say a moderately sized midget, yeah? So, if you took one of them, scooped him out, and filled him with booze and corked him back up again? That'd be about right.

[mentis_reae]

Then you're a medical marvel.

[bitchin_beanie]

That really doesn't fuckin help.

[mentis_reae]

I assume this is a set-up for some absurd wager?

[bitchin_beanie]

I wish.

[bitchin_beanie]

Seems sorta like I wouldn't be real worried about it if I hadn't, doesn't it?

[bitchin_beanie]

Would it help?

[ihavettk]

I've never been able to.

[bitchin_beanie]

No shit? [scratch out wtf what does that mean]

[bitchin_beanie]

Really?

[ihavettk]

Yeah. I mean, I haven't really tried so much recently cause it's expensive and not so good tasting for something that don't make me feel a thing.

[drmoonstone]

Sounds like you're broken. Too bad.

[bitchin_beanie]

I know! It IS too bad! And sober is a damn hard way to face it.

[drmoonstone]

Maybe you just haven't had enough.

[bitchin_beanie]

According to the fucker down there I had too much, this goddamn book needs to make up its mind!