Just call him Master Chef... (Or, all that and he's an obnoxious bastard, too!)

[theslyestwolf]

One is always most pleased when one's opinion of oneself is proven to be correct. Let me state once more that I am superior to almost all human beings that walk, swim or crawl upon this miserable globe! BWA HA!

How is this, you might ask? Well, aside from my obvious intellectual superiority and strategic ability, I am also (apparently) an

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[serpentblood]

Oh. Well excuse me whilst I jump back and make way for the cookie monster...who the hell pumped up your ego this morning?

[thereisnosaurus]

it doesn't need to be pumped up. all you need to do is remind him he's not a goldfish and he goes ape for some reason...
anyhow, you distract him with some fancy agrochick dance while I go get the steyer scout and tranq darts... I think ludicrous strength should do it

[serpentblood]

lol...sounds good.