[Fanfiction?] Our planned cosplay scene
At the end of October I'll cosplay at Lucca comics, the largest comic fair in Italy. This year we managed to form a mega Slayers cosplay group (TWENTY-FOUR people) and my sister wrote the script of our scene together. I'll share it with you because it's so funny (don't worry, we are pre-recording it and we'll talk in playback!). It won't probably be the final version because it's too long ^^'
The bad guys (plus Naga) are on the left, while the good guys (plus strangely Xelloss) on the right. Philionnel is in the middle with Wizer at his left and Amelia (ME!) on the right. Lina is held back by Zelgadiss.
Bad Guys: Guilty, guilty!
Good guys: Innocent, innocent!
Phil: Silence! *hits the mallet* let's start the trial against Lina Inverse. Prosecutor Wizer, please read the accusations.
Wizer: Lina Inverse is accused of...being Lina Inverse.
Lina: And my grandpa is my grandpa, what kind of accuse is that? *tries to free herself*
Wizer: She's violent, she doesn't care about others, she's so mad she think she can get away with a smile...for this, we concluded that you are guilty, Lina Inverse
Phil: Defense attorney Amelia, how do you find your client?
Ame: Innocent. Even when she destroyed entire cities, she did it IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE *kneels down and does victory signs*
Lina: What a good start.
Ame: the defense calls the swordsman Gourry Gabriev
Silpheel: Oh, Gourry *faints*
Ame: Mr Gourry, please tell us when...
Gourry: She's innocent! Don't you see her? She's just a poor tit-less girl...
Lina: *growls*
Wizer: didn't she try many times to stole your sword of light?
Gou: Yes?
Everyone: OOOOH
Gou: *understands he betrayed himself* But she said she would give it back at Greek calende! [p.s. italian sentence, it means NEVER XD]
Bad guys: *laugh*
Phil: that's enough, it's better if you go away
Gou: *puts a hand on Lina's head* Lina, I will always wait for you
Lina: really?
Gou: when you rot in prison I'll bring you oranges!
Wizer: the prosecution calls...a hella lot of people. Let's start with Valgarv the lost dragon.
Val: I only wanted to destroy the world, just ONCE, and she blocked me! *cries*
Everyone: oh poor dear...
Wizer: Zuuma, the assassin of the assassins
Zuuma: She killed the uncles of the brother in law of the guy who killed my wife! I wanted to kill them myself!
Everyone: What?
Naga: OHOHOH she wanted to use me for a breast transplant!
Lina: You need a BRAIN transplant!
Rezo & Copy Rezo: with her uglyness she made us blind!
Lina: you got blind because you made too many..
Phil: ENOUGH! I won't tolerate such language!
Ame: I bring you to the attention of the court my key witness, who's going to turn the fate of this trial! Xelloss the demon!
Ame: Xelloss, what do you say? Is she guilty or innocent?
Xel: It's a secret
Ame: Where were you on the night of May, 17th?
Xel: It's a secret
Ame: Are you gay?
Xel: err...it's a secret?
Phil: the witness doesn't cooperate, do something!
Philia: *I* will make him cooperate *hits him with a mace*
Xel: ok, ok, I confess?
Everyone: WHAT?
Xel: It's all HER fault *points to Philia*
Duclis: KILL HER!
Phil: SILENCE! We'll process Philia another day. It's time for the closure. Wizer how do you declare the defendant?
Wizer & the bad guys: GUILTY!
Phil: and you, Amelia?
*the good guys look at the sky and whistle*
Ame:ehm... I ask for the statute of limitation, the pardon, the amnesty, I pledge to diplomatic immunity!
Lina: ENOUGH! This trial is a farce *frees herself* DRAGONSLAVEEEEEEEE
*everyone falls, minus Naga. Lina hits her with a slipper*
The bad guys (plus Naga) are on the left, while the good guys (plus strangely Xelloss) on the right. Philionnel is in the middle with Wizer at his left and Amelia (ME!) on the right. Lina is held back by Zelgadiss.
Bad Guys: Guilty, guilty!
Good guys: Innocent, innocent!
Phil: Silence! *hits the mallet* let's start the trial against Lina Inverse. Prosecutor Wizer, please read the accusations.
Wizer: Lina Inverse is accused of...being Lina Inverse.
Lina: And my grandpa is my grandpa, what kind of accuse is that? *tries to free herself*
Wizer: She's violent, she doesn't care about others, she's so mad she think she can get away with a smile...for this, we concluded that you are guilty, Lina Inverse
Phil: Defense attorney Amelia, how do you find your client?
Ame: Innocent. Even when she destroyed entire cities, she did it IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE *kneels down and does victory signs*
Lina: What a good start.
Ame: the defense calls the swordsman Gourry Gabriev
Silpheel: Oh, Gourry *faints*
Ame: Mr Gourry, please tell us when...
Gourry: She's innocent! Don't you see her? She's just a poor tit-less girl...
Lina: *growls*
Wizer: didn't she try many times to stole your sword of light?
Gou: Yes?
Everyone: OOOOH
Gou: *understands he betrayed himself* But she said she would give it back at Greek calende! [p.s. italian sentence, it means NEVER XD]
Bad guys: *laugh*
Phil: that's enough, it's better if you go away
Gou: *puts a hand on Lina's head* Lina, I will always wait for you
Lina: really?
Gou: when you rot in prison I'll bring you oranges!
Wizer: the prosecution calls...a hella lot of people. Let's start with Valgarv the lost dragon.
Val: I only wanted to destroy the world, just ONCE, and she blocked me! *cries*
Everyone: oh poor dear...
Wizer: Zuuma, the assassin of the assassins
Zuuma: She killed the uncles of the brother in law of the guy who killed my wife! I wanted to kill them myself!
Everyone: What?
Naga: OHOHOH she wanted to use me for a breast transplant!
Lina: You need a BRAIN transplant!
Rezo & Copy Rezo: with her uglyness she made us blind!
Lina: you got blind because you made too many..
Phil: ENOUGH! I won't tolerate such language!
Ame: I bring you to the attention of the court my key witness, who's going to turn the fate of this trial! Xelloss the demon!
Ame: Xelloss, what do you say? Is she guilty or innocent?
Xel: It's a secret
Ame: Where were you on the night of May, 17th?
Xel: It's a secret
Ame: Are you gay?
Xel: err...it's a secret?
Phil: the witness doesn't cooperate, do something!
Philia: *I* will make him cooperate *hits him with a mace*
Xel: ok, ok, I confess?
Everyone: WHAT?
Xel: It's all HER fault *points to Philia*
Duclis: KILL HER!
Phil: SILENCE! We'll process Philia another day. It's time for the closure. Wizer how do you declare the defendant?
Wizer & the bad guys: GUILTY!
Phil: and you, Amelia?
*the good guys look at the sky and whistle*
Ame:ehm... I ask for the statute of limitation, the pardon, the amnesty, I pledge to diplomatic immunity!
Lina: ENOUGH! This trial is a farce *frees herself* DRAGONSLAVEEEEEEEE
*everyone falls, minus Naga. Lina hits her with a slipper*