[OPEN] They deserved it, all right?

[did_yousee]

Characters: Kimura Kaere, anyone around
Content: Kaere throws a fit.
Setting: Around the shipyard in Colvus
Time: Afternoon?
Warnings: Pantyshots for all!

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[spannertime]

Souji was hopelessly nosy. It was a habit he really ought to have outgrown by now, and he knew it, but curiosity always got the better of him, and for that reason alone, he was drawn off the street and towards the crowd, trying to work out what was going on. A fight between some dock-workers perhaps? There was certainly enough cursing going on, though the voice didn't sound particularly male to his ears.

Thankful for once of his rather small size, the mechanic worked his way into the crowed, ducking and weaving until he could actually see what all the fuss was about. "Oh dear." He blinked, somewhat dumbfounded by the sight. "Um... do you need some help?" He wasn't quite sure who he was addressing--the blonde, or the people she was smacking with that broom.

[did_yousee]

"Thank you!" Kaere turned to look at Souji and stood up from beating the dock workers senseless, giving them enough time to run away. "At least someone -- HEY!" She waved her arms and tossed the broom in their direction before turning back. She blinked and raised an eyebrow at the crowd.

"Why are you all here? Back on my island, punishing someone for an injustice didn't come with spectators."

[spannertime]

...well, at least no one was getting beaten with a broom anymore. That was probably for the best. "They probably just wanted to see a fight," Souji replied. "People are like that." He wasn't sure where the girl came from, but he would have thought it rather odd if people just went about their business while something like that was happening. "I wanted to make sure no one was in any trouble." Lest she lump him in with the crowd of gawkers.

[did_yousee]

"The people of this country are so weird." The strange blonde looked him in the eye and frowned. "So who are you, anyway?"

[theschmotone]

He'd been just passing by, he told himself. But when that gust of wind came along, Dimo had looked over in the direction that the noise of the broom falling had come from, and had seen much more than he'd expected to.

"Dey's very preety, dollink," he called out, and noting the pattern on the underwear, added, "but ain't vatermelon out of season?"

[did_yousee]

That was quite enough.

"HEY!" Kaere lobbed the broom straight at the newcomer. "This is an insult! I didn't ask for this! What's your problem? Back on my island, nobody made such comments! I'll raid your town for all of these attacks to my character!" She continued to rant without even breaking a sweat.

[theschmotone]

Dimo wasn't phased in the least. He grabbed the broom at the bottom of its arc as it fell toward him, and once he'd heard the pretty blonde girl out, broke down laughing. He'd been raiding towns for a good couple hundred years or so now, and the thought of her doing the same was more that the Jäger could take.

Still gasping for breath, Dimo chuckled, "Hyu, raid my village? Hyu's funny, sveethot! My 'village' dese days iz a valled city in de Badlands vith a crazy mad scientist ruling it from inside an intelligent castle, but if hyu vants to try, be my guest."

[did_yousee]

"I could!" Kaere crossed her arms and glared. "What, don't you think I could do something like that? I could without any effort at all."

[birdsundveasels]

Oggie heard the commotion - geez, who hadn't!? heightened senses aside... - and decided to investigate.

Sticking his head between gawkers, he grinned at the sight in the center of the ring of bodies and happily exclaimed with his usual tact, "Ooh! A fight!" He blinked as he realized - "A fight vith a gorl!" And the girl seemed to be winning by spades.

Oggie liked this! He liked this very much.

[did_yousee]

Upon chasing the highly injured offenders off -- "THAT'S RIGHT, PERVERTS!" -- Kaere surveyed the crowd and shook her head. Where had all these people come from? If they were cheering her on, that was all well and good. She looked over at one who had mentioned it being a 'fight with a girl' and raised her eyebrow.

"Do most fights here not involve girls?"

[birdsundveasels]

Oggie was still grinning as he shook his head. "Nope, not really. Not like dis anyvay. Dey normally just cry und pout to get vhat dey vant. Now, if hyu'z in de Badlands, dot's anodder schtory."

And then he remembered what manners he still (well, ever) possessed and stuck out his hand. "Hy'z Oggie, by de vay. Vhat'z hyu name, schveetie?"

[did_yousee]

"This country really is strange. Back on my island, everybody started fighting when they were insulted." She might have been embellishing some things, but that was just how she was.

By this point, she'd remembered that people here shook hands, and did so without hesitation. "Kimura Kaere."