[ CLOSED ] THE MOST EPIC OF ALL EPIC CHASES!

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Characters: Raven and Hijikata Toshirou
Content: SEE TITLE.
Setting: The streets of Bellcius.
Time: Um. Afternoon, I suppose?
Warnings: Raven is running down the streets half-naked. Rou is Rou. Enough said.

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Hijikata was not amused.

Of course, that really wasn't anything new for anyone who knew him - but this. This was a whole new level of not amused. Now that he was finally out of the infirmary (after a whole load of prodding and smiling and annoying from that damned doctor), it had taken him another day after that to realize that his sword was gone, and another day following that to figure out just exactly where and when it had went missing. And once he had figured that out, it was just a matter of linefacing for the rest of the day before he finally decided to go and do something about it.

Which was why he was currently hobbling down the streets of Bellcius with a pair of crutches, shooting glares at anyone who so much as dared to even think about snickering at his current state. The boatswain made a mental swear to himself to get even with that blonde-haired pirate if he ever met him again one day - magic or no magic, Hijikata wasn't going to just admit defeat so easily to anyone.

Just how much longer is this going to take... came

SUPERMAN ROU /o/

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Whichever god was punishing him for desecrating a church (or something like that, Raven was in too much of a hurry to think about the details), if they were very angry at him earlier, they sure as hell was laughing at his ass right now. Literally. Raven sped up, ignoring the horrific faces of the adults he passed by them and the screams of the insulted clergymen behind him.

... and, oh crap, was that a cop?!

Raven looked back at the person trailing after him. Only one person -- yep, probably a cop. The guy was fast, sure, but Raven wasn't your typical old -- what the hell, was that guy on crutches?!

"Ya have got to be kiddin' me," he cursed under his breath.

"Ya better worry 'bout your own health first, kid!" He called out to the person chasing after him, even though he couldn't see the face, he was obviously a man. "Your gonna hurt your bones! Unless a heart attack comes, this old man ain't stoppin' for anyone!"

More like SUPER RETARD ROU \o\

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...kid? Kid? Did that guy just call him a kid?! Even as he ran, Hijikata could feel the rage smothering within him - the rage of him being regarded as a kid. For heaven's sake, he was fucking twenty-four years old already; how the hell was he a kid?! A kid was the last thing he actually was now, thank you very much.

The boatswain gritted his teeth, eyes flashing in impudent rage over the (not) insult as he attempted to speed up his run - he was going to show that asshole just who the kid was. He may be injured and on crutches and would be mostly likely in a world of pain after all of this, but his personal pride was on the line now, and like hell he was going to let that guy crush it.

SOB LJ I HAD A TAG EARLIER AND THEY KILLED IT ;;

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... Was that guy running fas -- yes, he was.

Fuck, maybe those crutches were just for decoration. Maybe this guy just have a weird sense of style and thought he was trendsetting or something. Raven wouldn't be too surprised -- kids these days had too much imagination for their own good.

That was his plan, wasn't it? To confuse and old man and then catch him when he least expected it. Screw this kid for confusing him! Just screw him! He was going to get away and he was going to show his kid that he wasn't just some old perverted man running half-naked down the street by choice.

Raven nodded to himself and sped up, which was really a hard thing to do for a lazy, old guy like him. Despite his past experience as a Knight, he had not been working and training the way he used to for months now. He was lacking in skill, and his muscles were beginning to show signs of aching -- clearly, he needed to move around more.