DRINKING TIME! [OPEN]

[haineko_ju]

Characters: Rangiku Matsumoto, several bottles of sake & Whoever else shows up!
Content: Depressed by the sudden recent events, a certain blond resorts to a little bit of sake to keep her spirits up.
Setting: Wandering the halls [The Silvana]
Time: Rangiku is too drunk to know Maybe early evening?
Warnings: Massive amounts of sake and boobage. PG-

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[icaruschmicarus]

Fortunately for Rangiku (and unfortunately for him), Hibari happened to be making his way (limping along) to his quarters from the hangar.

Having a leg injury was extremely hassling. Focused as he was on being irritated over that matter, the pilot did not notice Rangiku fumbling about nearby.

[haineko_ju]

She zeroed in on him instantly once she noticed signs of life coming from further down the hallway. Like a feline preying upon a mouse, she stalked quietly over towards Hibari with a wide grin upon her face. Before he could even realize the grave danger he was in, two massive breasts seem to literally pounce upon him followed by a delighted squeal and a bone-crushing hug.

"HIBARI~!" Rangiku shouted in a singsong voice. "How are you today? You look well!" She's too drunk to noticed his injured leg.

[icaruschmicarus]

Ow.

What in the--

"Let. Go."

Rangiku's boobs were monstrous.

Icon totally relevant now~

[haineko_ju]

"No!" She whined pathetically as she hugged him tighter. Rangiku was certainly in a very playful mood and she could have sworn that the moody pilot is blushing.

“Not unless you say the magic word~!” If Hibari is smart, he would guess that the magic word is 'sake' considering she had the neck of the bottle tightly held within her left hand.

[terra_inflexus]

Well, this sucked.

Toph was bored, and normally she would've been practicing. But, she was still technically the new kid on the ship, and she really didn't want to run the risk of getting kicked off.

So, Toph was wandering around aimlessly when suddenly, she ran into something really really...soft?!

[haineko_ju]

Glancing down once she felt something run into her, Rangiku was a little perplexed to see a little girl smashed into her chest. “Hey…?” Holding up her sake bottle for a moment, the blond made sure to check how potent this brand of ‘Sock it to me, sake’ is because she was sure she was seeing things now.

“Geez, this stuff is strong.” Rangiku commented idly as she took a step back. “Eh, hi there!” A goofy grin settled upon her face.

[terra_inflexus]

Toph flailed about a bit before the woman moved back. "Geez, what the heck did I just run into?" she demanded. "A pillow?" She didn't even register the polite 'hi there'.

[haineko_ju]

Nope, that wasn't a pillow you ran into. Those enormous breasts must have looked rather comical to Toph but Rangiku didn’t think they were that big.

“Hey, you look a little lost.” She said as she started idly petting the little girl. By now, Rangiku definitely smelled like sake, especially since this was probably the fourth bottle she drowned today.

“Are you new here or something?”

[lilshiro_kun]

Hitsugaya had just finished a light workout session up on deck, and was making his way to his room when he heard a rather familiar voice. That voice belonged to Matsumoto and from the conversation she was having with herself, she had to be drunk. Really drunk. Sighing the young man turned the corner, knowing he was going to regret this.

"Matsumoto."

[haineko_ju]

Seeing that familiar fluff of bright white hair, Rangiku made a beeline straight for Hitsugaya with both arms outstretched wide to scoop him up in a grand ol' hug. "TAICHOU!" She sang out cheerfully as she latched on to him tighter than a boa constructor to a poor defenseless rabbit.

"There you are! I have you now!"

[lilshiro_kun]

There was no time to dodge or turn on his heel to runaway. Matsumoto moved faster than he would have thought possible under the influence of her favorite drink of choice. Hitsugaya only had time for loud curse that was quickly cut off as he found himself smothered by her enormous breasts.

Flailing and cursing he struggled uselessly in the older woman's arms. Damn the woman for being so strong!

[haineko_ju]

Squishing the poor boy against her, Rangiku only giggled as he tried to get away from her and her enormous breasts. "Hey, you are supposed to show more affection than just this!" She snickered as she hugged him even tighter now. To any onlookers around, it seems as if this busty blond was trying to squeeze all the life out of Hitsugaya.

"Taichou-kun is not very affectionate. Nope, nope!" Rangiku chanted while still in her drunken haze.

[adiosasshole]

Unlike many of the other crewmen, Shinjiro didn't bump into the drunken Matsumoto on accident. Not at all... in fact he was just getting through a hangover of his own, and the smell of sake reminded him he could use a little hair of the dog that mauled him. So the cook had followed his nose...

...only to see Rangiku stumbling by. He yelped and turned, meaning to escape before she noticed him.

[haineko_ju]

By the time he tried to escape, the beautiful drunk was already leaping right towards him. "ARAGAKI-KUN!" Rangiku squealed before literally crashing into him like an airship. She pounced on to him and wrapped her arms around him as tightly as she could without dropping the bottle of sake she held in her left hand.

[adiosasshole]

The poor cook was almost sent flying by her attack, only to be caught by her arms and... endowments. He cursed loudly, and fought to untangle himself from the energetic woman.

"Ahhh!! Damnit Matsumoto!!"

[haineko_ju]

Like a cobra about to wring the life out of its prey, Rangiku's arms snaked around Shinjiro's torso and gave an almighty squeeze. Even though she may look like a bumbling drunk, a sexy one, not even this moody chef could deny that Rangiku is just as powerful as an ox. She may not look strong but the blond definitely is strong. A little too strong for her own good since Rangiku has a bad habit of turning people blue with her bear hugs of doom.

"Aragaki-kun! Won't you drink with me? Hm?" She asked as she rested her head on his shoulder. "I won't take no for an answer so hurry up and say 'Yes!'."

[who_said_bald]

"Oi, what the crap are you doing?"

Looking customarily stern, Ikkaku had spotted the woman down an adjacent hallway, and her swaying manner of footsteps were easily noticed. He'd been out to talk a walk on the top deck of the ship, letting the crisp, cool air outside lower his heightened body temperature after another rigorous training session. With a bokuto on his hip, held tightly within the sash around his waist, he was returning to his quarters when he saw Rangiku from across the way and called out to her.

Ikkaku approached quickly, his eyes narrowed and his features holding both disdain and curiosity in them. "Are you wandering around sloshed? Geez, you're stumble your way right into the engine room and get yourself killed," he muttered. Snatching the bottle of sake out of her hand, he cautiously glanced around, inspecting his surroundings, then took a quick but deep swig for himself.

"Ah-haa, that's not bad," he said, grinning as he handed the bottle back. "No, you're supposed to enjoy that stuff in private with your friends

[haineko_ju]

What the heck? Who did baldy here think he was talking to? Maybe he has a few screws loose or something but Rangiku didn’t like this one bit. She started to like Ikkaku even less once he reached over and snatched her precious bottle of sake out of her hand but what really got Rangiku angry is when he took a damn swig for himself.

H-he violated her sake! This cannot be forgiven…

Taking one-step back, Rangiku launched almighty punch at that chrome dome’s head in vengeance for violating her precious sake with his crusty self. "HEY! THAT ISN'T FOR YOU!" She howled in her drunken rage.

[who_said_bald]

What was this? A clumsy punch aimed squarely at him? Ikkaku's expressions lit up with alarm and confusion; she was getting mad that he was following the rules, the very essence of sake, that it was to be shared!

Instinct gripped him quickly. In a blink, Ikkaku took up a defensive stance and snapped his arm into place and blocked Rangiku's attack at her wrist. He was just about to rear back and toss an attack of his own, but he stopped suddenly, his remaining arm tightening visibly in his hesitation. Instead, just simply stood there, not even attempting to defend himself any longer.

[haineko_ju]

What rule is Ikkaku thinking of!? In the Book of Sake, verse ‘Rangiku’, it clearly states that unless you are OFFERED some sake by the beautiful blond, then you do not get a chance to sample any of it until she tells you too. Obviously, Ikkaku purposely misread that chapter and this is his mock-punishment.

“Hey!” A little bit of a scowl appeared upon her face once she realized he blocked her incoming fist to his bald-headed skull. Rangiku stared at him for a few moments before contemplating if she should just kick him in the ‘Land of the No-Sun’ and be done with it or just play nice in hopes of having a drinking buddy.

Fortunately, she decided against the idea of kicking him in the royal jewels.

"Do that again and you will NEVER get sake from me." Rangiku said with a smirk. "You can't just take someone's sake and make pretend its alright. That's wrong!"