The beer kegs of year's past

[thesilentgray]

There aren't many holidays that I actually celebrate on my own free will. In fact, I usually forget all about them until I look at the unit's training schedule and notice that there's an obligatory 4-day weekend for the observance. The three that I do take the time to enjoy, however, are Halloween, Thanksgiving, and St. Patti's. I won't include my

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[pensiveplatypus]

Emily and Molly, the two chicks that I had an almost-threesome with? If this was the Hugh and Friends themed party, that was the same night, which would mean that vicariously, you sucked my dick.

[thesilentgray]

I made out with her before the whole shenanigans upstairs; hours before Nick was ready to kill you. Wakka wakka wakka.

[pensiveplatypus]

Yea, I figured, considering Nick and I had that chat afterward at dawn.

Your tongue touched her tongue and her tongue touched my dick. I'm just saying.

All this time, though, I've thought that she was gunning for me the whole night. Turns out she's just a slut.

[thesilentgray]

She was a high school girl in a mini-skirt with Jager bombs in her system... what did you expect?

Besides, you seem to have a knack for attracting girls who aren't technically in the legal bracket.

[pensiveplatypus]

Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone. Molly was in high school at the time? Bitch said she was 19. (Pinching the bridge of my nose.) God damn it...

[thesilentgray]

That's what they all say.

If it makes you feel better, she was a senior. So she might have been 18.