so after 2 and a half years of almost never sleeping for more than 3 hours at a time, I looked up the meaning of in Isomniac ( Read more... )

Military dictatorship in the U.S.?

Read this and tell me it doesn't sound like WW2 Germany

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucru/20051012/cm_ucru/givingdemocracythebird

So today was my birthday, and nice for me, 90% of my friends remembered and either called, IMed, or left me messages online wishing me a happy birthday. And it seemed everyone else, either knowingly or not, gave me a gift of some kind: Phil's parents bought me a 24 case of cup o noodles, and gave me a gallon of gasoline when we had a bit of an ( Read more... )

Thanks to GGW, I decided to play a round of spider solitaire, a game on four suits I have not known one person to have beaten, and have lost to 234 times(it keeps these stats, what kind of sick fuck designed this? ALso worth noting are my losing streaks, the biggest one being 34 before i closed the browser thing). haha. pathetic. But I just won. ( Read more... )

Dear Girls gone wild,

You suck. Don't you know that the only people up at 330 in the morning have either
a.) already had sex/beaten off/tripped on acid and cut off their genitals or
b.) been woken up by your obnoxious, and unusually load commercials.

Go die. Please die.

Yours sincerely,

me.

haha nah really I just really like this screenshot.

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Yes. I, josh, the once procrastinator of procrastinators, am now planning ahead. I am not only planning on getting a security related job this winter and possibly permanently to get an edge in when I graduate on law enforcement, but I am also seriously saving for a downpayment ( Read more... )

The only thing I love more in this world than my car is Emily.

Just so you know

And Yes, I've come to realize they aren't as practical as I thought they would be, but that doesn't stop me from completely not regretting doing it.

( The road just got a little brighter )

I wrote this post in the "jeeps only" community about how I hate H2s, and how people who drive trackers (the little geos that almost look like wranglers) and there was a huge explosion of replies. Everyone had something to say, including this one guy who decided to throw in "trackers kick so much ass over jeeps ( Read more... )