Real Life Stories from the ASPCA, The Lost Real Stories

[thesexauer]

While doing some inventory I found an unmarked file cabinet deep in the annals of the Real Life Stories archives. Lo and behold! Lost Real Life Stories! They're quite short, but haven't been heard by many people in many years. Enjoy

Comments

[johnnylethargic]

Thank you Mr. Sexauer.

[jena]

Ew.

[sublimefish]

lol. gotta love the labs of steel. when lady was a puppy she chewed one of our remote controllers. hey, i learned how to play hot cross buns on my bass... AND mary had a little lamb. woah baby.