Comments | theseventhday: what i want to know is, with a vampire and a werewolf, why is it not a classic horror film?

theseventhday

what i want to know is, with a vampire and a werewolf, why is it not a classic horror film?

May 25, 2009 23:16

oh god lol

The New Moon poster at the Perimeter Pointe theatre is kind of epic.

Edward and Sharkboy Jacob are all BACK-TO-BACK and they look completely 100% like they're about to throw down, and Bella is all close to Jacob and has exactly no facial expression. Or, I mean, it could be interpreted as mild distaste, but that's how Kristin Stewart ( Read more... )

i chagrined your mom's dazzle last night, i lol'd

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pwnmastersaurus May 26 2009, 03:45:06 UTC

Lollerskates. When does RPattz NOT need a tampon.

Jacob is fug but he has an AMAZING body.

theseventhday May 26 2009, 04:59:45 UTC

I can't unsee Sharkboy. I just can't.

x_mog May 26 2009, 18:12:04 UTC

Talking about Twilight, maybe?

My cousin is trying to get me to watch it with her at her party in a few weeks. Is it any good?

theseventhday May 26 2009, 18:18:39 UTC

No. It's terrible. It's completely one hundred percent awful. No, that's not true, there is one part that's not awful and that's the scenery--Meyer can write, but all she can write is setting, which does not bode well for a book based entirely on character interaction.

However, it's so much lulz that I just can't stop. I really can't. I won't say I mock because I love, because...I don't, but I don't really hate it, either. It wouldn't be the same if it didn't blow.

x_mog May 26 2009, 19:58:41 UTC

I like vampires and all, but I'm more into like say the Cirque Du Freak vampires which is all fighting and blood and gore and stuff. My cousin says it's Cutsey and Rommantic with a little bit of fighting.... Which isn't really my thing where vampires are concerned...

I guess watching it couldn't hurt though. The most it'll do is waste some time, right?

theseventhday May 26 2009, 20:45:50 UTC

Oh god, it's so much worse than cutesy and romantic. It's not even romantic. It's creepy. Then again, I have nothing to compare it to, since I'm not really into vampires--I mean, they're okay, but I'm not really partial to them.

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stilettoslove May 26 2009, 21:30:57 UTC

lol, I would totally walk up to Robert Pattinson and offer him a tampon. And, uh, I thought we had established that Kristin Stewart suffers from stage 4 of the disease "Hayden Christenson of the face"?

Also, it's not a classic horror movie because anyone who's scared by this needs serious psychiatric attention. And it wasn't made long ago. And, uh, Stephanie Meyer wrote it. Nuff said.

theseventhday May 26 2009, 21:47:15 UTC

You know what's creepy? Meyer can totally write, it's just that all she can write is scenery.