[fic] O.M.F.G (Hayato x Ryu, NC-17)
Title: O.M.F.G
Authors:
misaseba and
takagi
Genre: PWP, smut, unintended-crack, wannabe-fluff, satire
Pairing: HayaRyu
Rating: NC-17? R-21? xDDD *you get the idea*
A/N: This is the church smut that we've promised for
paddyabroad . Makes it meaningful to post on kame chan's birthday week. treat it as a birthday tribute to kame too. xDDD WE KNOW WE'RE GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Warning: weird command of spanish. this fic is crack, religiously pun-ed, and religiously-satirical. If you are religious, probably not advisable to read it. (*points* and why are religious people reading any form of GAY SMUT anyways??....*gets bitch-slapped*)
Summary: Hayato struck lottery, and HayaRyu went to tour Spain. Beautiful churches and.... *coughs*
"... Where are we right now...?" Ryu asked, scrunitizing the surrounding with a deep frown.
Hayato continued staring at the map in his hands, turning it upside-down and then back to its original position several times.
Ryu sighed.
He ought to blame himself for not realizing that Hayato couldn’t be relied upon to do the map-reading; perhaps the holiday made him let his usual guard down. He was starting to get worried because the sun was setting soon. They seemed to have gotten lost in the older part of the city where transport was scarce, and it would be a lot more difficult to find the way back to their hotel when the sun was gone.
"Uhm.. patience, Ryu. I'm pretty sure that we are somewhere near already. Didn't we pass by that fountain? Ano, on the map it clearly states that after we passed by it, we should reach that church soon." Hayato tried to sound confident, but deep down he wasn't that confident after all...
Well, Yabuki Hayato the Great was not born to do mundane things like map-reading.
As a matter of fact, he was the one who had won the lottery. He was the reason why they could be here. He would have preferred Italy to be honest, but Spain was not bad either. And during the 2 weeks they've been travelling around various Spanish cities with the party of tourists, he came to like Spain a lot. Spain was a great country... Spain had those great, fantastic churches in which he could marry Ryu. For some unidentifiable reason, he couldn't help thinking of Ryu as the Virgin Mary...
Though, WHAT virgin...?
He grinned to himself in a dirty way, remembering Ryu's face that was flushed in crimson-red, and his eyes filled with lust. Ryu was usually very cold towards everyone, but he could be wild in bed when he was really enjoying it. That was another reason why Hayato liked to make him lose control.
"... What are you day-dreaming about again, Hayato?" Ryu frowned, and gave Hayato a nudge to snap him out of his thoughts.
Hayato loves to daydream. A LOT.
And after being together with him for so long, Ryu knew from Hayato's silly dazed grin that he must be thinking about some weird things again.
"Eh? Ne... I was just thinking about how awesome Spain is. With all these spectacular churches... I'm enjoying this trip better than what I expected. And of course, with you around, Ryu..." Hayato smiled innocently.
It almost felt like a honeymoon. The rest of the gang didn’t tag along with them, so Ryu and he could enjoy some private couple moments together. Moreover, their tour had a lot of flexibility as it had a good mix of guided daytours and free-and-easy time. This meant that they would visit the must-sees tourist spots with their tour group, and do their own exploring during their free-time.
"Well, it was your idea to walk around the little town we're currently staying at on the free day. Plus, it was your idea to go see the oldest church of this town, so go do something about it, Hayato..." Ryu retorted. He was getting a little annoyed with all the walking - his feet felt sore, and his waist was still hurting from last night.
"Look, it's the church right over there!!" Hayato exclaimed excitedly, tugging on Ryu's sleeve as he pointed in the direction of the church hidden behind the trees. He then dragged Ryu along with him, heading towards it with light and cheerful steps.
Hayato had read about this church in one of the travel guidebooks while on the plane. It said that couples who visited this church together and shared a kiss in there would be together forever.
This realization made him happy; first, he would get to kiss Ryu in a church, and secondly, he was already planning to spend his lifetime with Ryu.
Hayato never thought of himself as a full-fledged gay; he still loves to ogle at pretty women. He was only gay for Odagiri Ryu. Ryu was unique, exceptional, and in his own league. Again, a huge, bright grin spread across Hayato’s face as they reached the main gate leading to the compound of the church.
It was almost dusk, and the setting sun cast an orange hue across the small area, creating a peaceful effect on the surroundings. This church wasn’t one of those magnificent, extravagant churches that one would see in Barcelona; it gave off a feeling of simple happiness and serenity.
There weren’t much people around other than an old couple sitting on a bench below the giant oak tree; it wasn't surprising because it was a normal working weekday for the locals, and it wasn’t a peak period for tourism either.
Hayato took Ryu's hand, and together, they stepped into the church.
He had planned to kiss Ryu when they visit the church, and maybe propose to him. He knew that it was a little rushed, and there were so much uncertainties in their future, but he knew that Ryu was the one for him. Since the day he stepped into the classroom and saw Ryu, he subconsciously knew that he was the one.
They walked to the front of the church, and sat down along the benches. It was only then that Hayato realised that Ryu had a frown on his face.
"Eh? Ryu? What's wrong?" He cupped Ryu's face with his hands and asked with concern.
Ryu blushed.
"... … …" he couldn't possibly tell Hayato that he was hurting from having to run with a limp. And the bloody limp was caused by their "fiesta" the night before.
And this was it. Hayato was already a little aroused when he was reminiscing about the night before... and Ryu just had to blush before him -- cheeks, ears and neck tinged with a pinkish hue, and locks of hair slightly matted from the sweat from running.
Without another word, Hayato seized Ryu's hands and pinned him down onto the benches.
"... What are you- ...uhmn..." Ryu started, but he got cut off by Hayato's luscious lips that captured his own. Ryu opened his mouth almost instinctively when Hayato darted out his tongue and demanded access to his.
During their deep kiss, Hayato's hands traced along the torso of the lean figure underneath him and he pressed his lower body closer to him, making Ryu feel his growing erection.
"Ha- Hm... Hayato..." Ryu moaned in-between the kisses and gestured him to stop.
He could not be thinking of having sex here and now, could he?! They were in the public, in a foreign country and a frigging church on top of that all!
But Ryu's objections proved to be futile a split moment after that - Hayato's slender fingers moved southwards to where their bodies met, and caressed his awakening manhood through his rugged denim jeans. Ryu’s brain turned into a puddle of mash, and he could feel his strength draining away from other parts of his body, and concentrating on a particular point instead.
"Uhm.. Hayato.. we shouldn't.. what if.. Ah!" Ryu had meant to say 'what if other visitors stumbled upon us', but he was interrupted and rendered speechless when Hayato's fingers stretched below his belt and into his boxers...
Ryu felt the familiar warm grip on his shaft and wriggled his body uncontrollably as the calloused fingers created ripples of pleasure in him.
"Ne, Ryu... are you sure you want me to stop?" Hayato asked huskily as he licked Ryu's ear.
“… …” Ryu knew that they won't be able to stop... he could only pray that no one would come into the church now... In fact, he was pretty impressed with himself, being able to think while being groped all over by Hayato. Hayato hands were all over him; one on his trembling shaft, and the other massaging his waist. To make it worse, Hayato's tongue were teasing his earlobes with nibbles and licks in sync to his hand movements.
"Hah...!!" The moan that escaped Ryu's throat resounded loudly in the empty church. The repercussive walls were designed in a way that captured every sound and echoed them to every corner, making Ryu blush furiously when he heard his own echos and moans. "Ah... Hnn... Hnn..." As Ryu was trying to bite back the moans, he felt his body becoming hotter with every second passing each time Hayato's hands came into contact with it.
Hayato, however, did not seem to like Ryu's actions. He didn’t like it that Ryu was not letting go; he wasn’t happy that Ryu was still able to exercise self-control and self-consciousness. And in response, he pressed harder onto Ryu while getting rid of his denim and boxers with the other hand.
Ryu shivered a bit when his exposed naked lower body touched the cool wooden bench. Just when he was about to give in to Hayato's will, footsteps that were coming closer scared the shite out of both of them!
Ryu felting like killing Hayato... How were they going to face the world if they were caught in this state, in this position, by the public?!
"YABUKI HAYATO.. you!" They would be ruining the reputation of Japan if they were caught here and now!
"Ryu, calm down. I could have just said that your ‘dragon’ was hurting suddenly and I was trying to nurse it? Hmmph I guess we'll have to change locations then." Hayato replied matter-of-factly. It was only at times like this that Hayato was able to think in a calm manner more than Ryu.
Without any hesitation, Hayato carried Ryu bridal style, and sprinted off to the nearest door possible.
Lady Luck was on them indeed; the first door they opened was the door to the confession box. Although it was a little dark, a little cramped, but hey, at least they had their private space all covered up. And it helped that the confession box could be locked from within, giving them all the security they needed.
Hayato placed Ryu, whose eyes were half-lidded and slightly red, onto the chair that was meant for the pastor during confession times. He then raced back to the main hall to retrieve Ryu’s expensive D&G jeans which were lying on the floor just like discarded trash.
The footsteps were getting louder and it seemed that there were a small group of people talking at the entrance of the church.
To heck with that. Hayato thought. He re-entered the room and found Ryu resting on the chair. He hung Ryu's expensive D&G jeans onto the coat hanger, and took off his own blazer too.
Hayato turned back and smiled at Ryu, "Now, we can continue in privacy... I'll make it up to you for leaving you so unsatisfied just now at the main hall." He focused his attention on Ryu again, who was embarrassed from such nudity.
Although they had been together for sometime, this time was different. First, they were in a foreign land. Second, the sun hasn’t gone completely down yet. Third, they were doing it in public.
The design of the armchair made Ryu exposed more of his hips, and his semi-erected manhood was pivoted outwards. It almost felt... erotic. And the worst thing was, a part of him was enjoying all the tension from the anticipation...
Hayato then proceeded to kneel down in between his legs, and started massaging Ryu's body. His hands roamed on Ryu's butt-cheeks as he used his skillful tongue to lick Ryu's abdomen sensually, nibbling bits of the porcelain fair taut skin at timely intervals, and leaving wet trails along the beautiful torso.
Ryu's hastened breaths indicated that it was time to proceed further... Hayato smirked.
He took Ryu’s shaft in his hands, and began to work his usual magic on them. As soon as his mouth touched the sensitive tip, Ryu gave a throaty groan and weak thrust -- that was a positive signal. Hayato swirled his tongue around the top as he used his hands to pump and knead the two balls with a good tempo.
Hayato was a quick learner when it came to things he was interested in. And sex with Ryu was indeed one of his main interests. Thus he learnt the art of pleasing Ryu in no time... and he was doing very well, with the kind of intense response that Ryu was giving to him now. Ryu was writhing against him, and tugging at his head, yearning for more...
And he would give it to him.
Hayato quickened up with his mouth actions. He relaxed his throat muscle and deep-throated Ryu for a few times to tease him, and then began to lick Ryu's shaft like how one would eat a popsicle. As he tasted a bit of the precum from Ryu's tip, he knew that Ryu would reach his climax soon.
As if to totally annihilate any sense of sanity in Ryu and push him beyond the point of no return, Hayato sucked deeply at the tip. That act earned a loud gasp from above in response, followed by a spasm on Ryu's buttcheek and a familiar, bitter taste in his mouth.
Hayato swallowed all of what Ryu had to offer, and licked his lips devilishly before moving up to engage in a passionate tongue fight with him.
Ryu was almost delirious by now; the amazing blowjob that Hayato had given him had indeed been incredible. He could taste himself inside Hayato's mouth as their tongues struggled to keep up with each other; he could still taste the sweet orangey taste from the orange gummybears that Hayato was eating earlier on.
……
Yabuki Hayato was insatiable. And so was he himself, Odagiri Ryu. The climax had made his body more sensitive than ever, and he decided that perhaps he should let go of all inhibitions for the time being and act according to his needs and urges. With that, he pushed Hayato and they changed position - now he was on top on Hayato.
Ryu slid his hands up into Hayato's crumpled shirt, and started massaging his nipples. His lips slided onto Hayato's defined collarbones - that was Hayato’s ero spot. He then sucked and nibbled on the collarbone region, leaving reddish lovebites along the sexy upper body of his lover... Hayato was rambling non-stop through those kisses and was getting more aroused by each passing moment.
Feeling the huge bulge against pelvic bone, Ryu knew that Hayato was just about to burst from his pants, and he himself was getting impatient, too. Thus, he decided to skip the unnecessary and moved to their main focus.
Jeans were peeled down in a flash, and it pleased him that his lover was wearing his favourite pair of black CK briefs today. And just like what he had thought, Hayato was restrained by that pair of briefs, and there was a slightly darker wet patch on it already. Ryu began to lower his head.
"Ryu, you don't have to do it. I know you don't like the taste..." Hayato managed to sputter out some coherent phrases when he realized what Ryu was about to do.
"But Haya-chan, I want to..." Ryu whispered in a hoarse voice. He licked his lips and gave Hayato a wink.
Hayato's heart picked up a really quick rhythm. He loved it when Ryu called him 'Haya-chan' like he did back when they were younger. It would arouse him for no apparent reason, and Ryu knew that.
"Hmmm.. fine... then, oh, hold on. I've something to make it better for you!" Hayato stretched into his jeans and fumbled about in his wallet. He held up a condom package with pride, "See, this is an orange flavoured condom. I think it'll be easier for you. It took me such a long time to find this!" With that, he handed it to Ryu, who was momentarily stunned as he held the chirpy looking package in his hands. Had Hayato been planning this all along...?
Ryu rolled his eyes, but it was too late to complain now...
Ignorant to the approaching footsteps from people who had just entered the church, and with everything in place, Ryu tore open the package and slowly placed the thin layer of latex over his lover’s erection. When he saw the engorged red tip, he said alluringly, “Ne Haya-chan, you must not come while I unroll the condom, or the fun will be over. Don’t you want Ryu-chan to lick you just the way you like it, and more?”
Hayato was just about to die from excitement when he heard those words from Ryu. It was the first time that Ryu had ever talked dirty to him in that tone. Thus, when Ryu managed to put on the condom entirely, Hayato heaved a sigh of relief, before a sudden gasp escaped from his mouth from a warm and firm grip.
Ryu lowered his mouth onto Haya's manhood, and immediately his mouth was filled with the taste of oranges. It tasted just like those freshly squeezed orange juice. Hayato, who was obviously enjoying the warm wetness and tightness of Ryu's lucious mouth, groaned in a low voice that was mixed with urge and pleasure...
Hayato didn't let Ryu service him orally for too long; he didn't want to spill his seeds before even entering Ryu...
With that in mind, he reached into his bag while Ryu was still working on his engorged tip, and took out a new bottle of lubricant that he bought from an ero shop near to the hotel.
It was a new technology from Durex, and apparently the lubricant has a self-warming feature upon activation (or rather, movement)... Hayato was rather proud that he could actually read the English on the bottle. He saw it first online from amazon.com, and eventually found it when they were touring in this town.
He slowly pushed Ryu’s head away and motioned for Ryu to move upwards so that they could kiss. As they got locked into a passionate kiss, Hayato poured a generous amount onto his hands, and began to massage Ryu's puckered rear. It didn't take him that long because they had just done it the night before. Moreover, Ryu was getting very turned on so his rear was stretched pretty easily. So, four fingers were moving in and out of Ryu’s warm cavern with ease in a short while, and the self-warming lubricant was working well… “Ne Ryu, do you like this self-heating lubricant? We should consider stocking up on this if you do. With the level of noise you’re making, I guess it would be a yes from you.”
"Haya... Uhh.. Ahh... stop using your fingers... I want you. In me." Ryu licked his red lips as he said to Hayato. He finally realized that the hotter-than-usual sensation was caused by the lubricant…
Hayato couldn't control his aching member any longer; he flipped Ryu around, so his back was facing him. He adjusted his member to the entrance of Ryu's inviting-looking hole and entered him slowly from behind. Ryu groaned as Hayato moved his hot member deeper and deeper into him until he enclosed the whole of Hayato's length.
Ryu was already panting hard even though Hayato was holding still and enjoying the tightness around his manhood. It felt good to be filled, but his body was demanding for more than just that...
“Haya-chan... Please... Move...” Ryu pleaded weakly.
“... Sure...” Hayato answered with a lazy grin. He tightened his hands on the sides of Ryu’s waist, and was about to embark on his movement…
... just then, SOMEONE CAME INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONFESSION BOX! (Holy shit!)
"Dear Father, I have a confession to make... ... ..." A troubled voice rang from the other side of screen.
“!!?” Ryu looked up in utter shock. Not that he understood a word that was said since he didn't understand Spanish, but the situation alone was awkward enough.
“Father... Are you there...?” The unknown person kept on asking.
“Say something in response, Ryu...” Hayato whispered into his ears.
"No... AHH... Uhnnn!!” Ryu cried out after a hard thrust from Hayato, but bit on his lips the very next moment in mortification.
"What the fuck... ah... am I supposed to say when I... I can't speak Spanish for nut's sake?" Ryu whispered in embarrassment. He was in no condition to speak coherently now, and it didn't help that he didn't even know Spanish properly.
Apparently, Hayato was overdriven by lust that his answer was totally irrelevant to Ryu’s question, "Ne, Ryu, you're Virgin Mary, you should know what to do... It feels like heaven to be in you. You should know what to say…" Hayato was somewhat lost in his it-just-felt-too-good-to-be-true world; he knew that he would be the one talking eventually, but he just felt like he wanted to push Ryu a little more…
"Father, are you listening to me? I hear noises but I don't get any response from you, are you OK?" The voice asked in a concerned tone.
"What the fuck... Ahn, ahn..." Ryu whimpered, "Hayato... Ah, don't... He could hear us... your voice is more calm than mine… so… say… something.."
"Ne Ryu, so you've decided to give up your chance to talk ne?" Hayato asked finally. He knew that if they wasted more time hesitating to speak, this sex romp would end up nowhere. That was because soon they would be on their way to the police station. He realized that they could get into real trouble if they were caught, but it didn't prevent him from stopping to slowly plunge in and out of Ryu.
"Fine... I, I give up... Hah... If I'm the Virgin Mary, you're God then. You, ah, uhn... should do the reply..." Even though he was breathless Ryu just had to retort Hayato in an insulting and bakanishi manner because Hayato was exasperating at times.
"Fine. You will do the screaming then. And now, 'Oh my f**king god' would be so apt in your situation, Ryu. Enjoy!" With that, Hayato changed his movement into that of stronger, (slow) and deep thrusts while he did the reply.
"Sí. Estoy aquí."
Ryu moved his head backwards as he felt the change in Hayato's thrusts. The deep movements touched his sensitive spot inside his rectal walls, his muscles began to convulse uncontrollably, tightening their grip around Hayato's manhood.
The lubrication was indeed different from usual, and it was indeed making his rear feel hotter than ever.
The genius who invented this amazing product ought to be given a Nobel, Ryu thought to himself.
The guy on the other side of the screen seemed to be relieved to have gotten an answer from Hayato, and started brabbling non-stop. Hayato gave approving "Uhum." noises as if he understood what he was talking about. ... while Ryu was trying his best to keep his voice down.
Hayato's movements sped up even more, and Ryu could hear the the clashing sound of their flesh onto one another as well as wet sounds created by the lube and Hayato's precum.
"Ah...!!" He let out a loud moan when Hayato took hold of his member again and started stroking it according to his paze.
“... Father...? Are you feeling alright?” Came a shy and worried questioning voice from outside of the box.
“Hm...? No...? No problemo...” Hayato answered, but his breathing was becoming erratic, he was cursing inwardly and was now wishing that the guy would just go away and let him claim Ryu the way he pleased.
As if the other guy read Hayato's thoughts, he mumbled some more words, bided his farewell, got up on his feet and went away slowly.
When they both heard the footsteps fading away, they heaved a sigh of relief in unison. It was impossible to ascent to their climax with such a distraction bugging them.
"Finally, in our little own world again..." Hayato gave Ryu a devilish smile and a hip thrust to validate his words.
He then shifted their position to one in which Ryu was hugging him, hands around his neck and legs around his waist, just like how a koala bear would hug the eucalyptus tree. This was one of the positions which Ryu like because they could face each other while making love.
Using his hands to brush the lock of fringe that was irritating his baby's brown orbs, he kissed Ryu on the forehead and tightened his embrace.
Ryu, on the other hand, kissed his collarbones in response, "I'm ready... I want you deeper in me."
Hayato smirked after hearing Ryu's invitation. “Yes...” He purred near Ryu's sensitive ears, making the other shiver in pleasure. “And this time you don't have to hold back your sweet voice anymore...”
What followed after that was just a crazy symphony of whimpers, groans and moans that would even made those doves who built their nest on the roof of the church blush.
Their bodies moved against each other with precise harmony; Hayato made sure that he hit Ryu's sweet spot forcefully everytime he moved inwards, and Ryu's moans in its ascending pitch suggested that he had been doing it right.
And as if it wasn't enough, Hayato stood up and lifted Ryu along with him. This standing position without any backward support proved to be gravity-defying, and in fear of falling down, Ryu wrapped his arms around Hayato's neck instinctively. Ryu felt that this was the deepest penetration Hayato ever made...
"Oh my God, Haya-chan... This is too deep... UHnnn.." Ryu was almost in tears from the mixture of pleasure and fear. It was as though Haya was going to break him into half with all the force that he was using to plunge into him, but yet the pleasure was just too sweet and mind-blowing to call it quits.
Hayato didn't even bother to reply to Ryu; he was too intently moving into Ryu and ascending towards his sweet finale. His eyes were already red, and the heat with the help of the lubricant was just perfect… there was nothing in his mind other than reaching for the peak...
Ryu, on the other hand, began to stroke himself with his right hand as well. The intense pleasure from both front and rear proved to be too much for him. Soon they both peaked, their necks and backs stretched outwards in a graceful arch, and causing their pelvis to hit against each other. This made Ryu’s heated cavern swallow even more of Hayato’s member as Hayato was releasing his load.
Their exhilarated screams echoed in the church.
After they calmed themselves down, they got dressed quickly and peeped out from the door; it was pitch dark other than the lights from the altar.
Hayato held onto Ryu's hand, and said, "Ne, Ryu, actually the main reason why I wanted to visit this church… is because of the legend… It was believed that couples who visit this place together and kiss before the altar will be together forever."
"And since we've done more than a kiss... I'm sure we'll last forever... I love you, Ryu. It has always been you, and only you..." Hayato lifted Ryu's hand up and kissed the pinky ring that they shared.
Ryu didn't speak a word. Instead, he smiled and gave Hayato a tight hug, "I love you, too."
Just when they thought things were gonna be fine and fluffy...
"Ah, shit! They locked the door! I forgot about the closing time." Hayato shouted in realization when he and Ryu reached at the main door and found out that it was locked. They forgot that this church had its opening hours.
"... Oh shit! We're gonna miss our morning flight! YABUKI HAYATO!" Ryu gasped in exasperation, and pouted at Hayato.
After Hayato saw that pout on Ryu's face, which still had a peachy glowing hue after the sex, and the loosely buttoned shirt who exposed his satin creamy skin, Hayato grinned in a VERY perverted way towards Ryu.
"Since we'll have to wait till next morning… we might as well make full use of the time here, my dearest Mary".
Without even any time to retaliate or reject, poor Odagiri Ryu was taken by Yabuki Hayato over and over again on that very night.
Spain is indeed a beautiful country... with beautiful churches that Hayato liked to misuse as a place to make love to Ryu...
THE END. *gets pelted by flying tomatoes*