I rather resent that.

[thescarletdevil]

I'm sure I can last a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT LONGER than just 2 minutes, but I think I maxed out the time anyways. What a pussy meme. << >>;; This is what happens when Vergil leaves me home alone.

I could survive for 1 minute, 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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[justonewing]

Perhaps we should give this a try.

[thescarletdevil]

. . . Who's we? O_o;; Are you referring to you and your cat or some twin I don't know about?

GOOD GOD, A TWIN WOULD BE SCARY.

[justonewing]

By "we" I meant you, myself, a Jurassic Park-sized velociraptor, a thick, sturdy, unbreakable chain, and a bunk-bed.

Oh, really? In that case, I have five.

[thescarletdevil]

. . . You realize that that sounds really kinky in a strange way, right? << >>; I wonder if Vergil would laugh or beat me if he saw this.

FIVE? FIVE?!?!?

LIES. >_O