I give this one a "meh". I was just happy I could almost match my mouth skin tone to his.

It's FINGER BLASTIN GOOD!

he's sooooo awkward

This one has a part JUST for Dougy.

Here she blows. I'd love for you to forward on to perez hilton if you feel so inclined!

Enjoy!

Here's the latest installment of CELEBuMINUTE! Enjoy!

Yes, our crazy roommate was evicted.
Yes, i was laid off on Friday.
Yes, i'm happier then i've been in a loooooong fucking time!

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Dear Seattle,
I am going to be inside of you from Thursday the 27th of March at 9:30pm to Sunday the 30th of March at 6:30pm. If any of the people that live inside you want to play that weekend, i'd love to join them in any capacity they'll have me!

I miss being inside you Seattle. Oh, I do.

Sincerely,
Your ex-lover, Ethan.