My dad was ordering shirts for the musical and asked me what size I wanted, and I said small. Here is how the rest plays out:

Dad (to mom): Theresa takes a smallmom: *Puts up hands* If that's what she wants. She likes those tight little shirts ( Read more... )

I love the movie Dogma.

And JD's show was so good that Scalz, Rob and I decided to quit the music man. It's over. There's no way ours can even look good compared to that!

Today was totally one of the best days of my life, and it's barely 9 am. I mean it's not THE best day of my life, I've had better, but it's definitely....top 20 ( Read more... )

this deserves a huge BUTTER TITSbest word ever. I thought it was extremely appropriate ( Read more... )

Kristin chenoweth is in a new movie musical coming out in 2007 called asphalt beach. I'm excited already, kinda. ButI can wait ( Read more... )

I totally SHOULD go to bed because I need the sleep....

but i'm not going to

My mom has recently taken to pointing out my stretch marks on my hips ( Read more... )

-I got a spam E-mail that said "meet black singles in your area!"

...how did it get out there that 1.I am single and 2. Who decided that I'd be only interested in black singles? Why not everybody ( Read more... )

My family gets newsweek and there's a nakie woman in the cover ( Read more... )

That's totally like me ( Read more... )