gummo

[thereisaidit]

i see the belmont midget almost every day on my drive to work. (12th ave is filled with amazingness) and every day i think to myself "how did he end up being in gummo?" now if only i could see the albino and talk to her about patrick swayze, i would probably be much happier in life.

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[castshadow]

when you say belmont midget...im picturing you in your car riding down the street, looking out the window to see a an actual little person with a backpack perhaps, on their way to class at belmont where maybe they study classical little guitar or something like that....am i way off?

[thereisaidit]

well, he is an actual little person, but he's a little black man that's just always walking around in the ghetto part of the belmont area (i'm guess he lives there? and yes i drive through the ghetto every day). i used to see him all the time too before i moved to auburn and hung out in nashville...he's been known for years as the belmont midget. and he was in gummo (if you've seen gummo you know the people in that movie aren't of the highest social class). nothing like a belmont student studying classical guitar.

[promiseofforeve]

karla, you forgot to say that he's freaking scary and is not allowed on belmont's campus for harassing students (or this could be an urban legend, but he sure as heck yells at cars as they pass, so i wouldn't doubt it). basically, he's a mean little man