Achy Breaky Shaky Wakey Heart...

[theraz0rskiss]

This weekend was fucking awesome. I'm dating this fool Jordan who's hella funny. Like, imagine a crackwhore, only funny. And cooler. And with purple hair.

Yeah, that's Jordan.

Anywho, I got fairly buzzed everyday. An all-time great feeling.

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Comments

[candi3_kiss3s]

purple hair = awesome

getting drunk everyday = not awesome

[dismantlemex]

dude holy crizzap jordan man jordan.....this is chelsea we have to make out on friday..add me yo

[rotten_hammer]

LMFAO! Jordan. AHA! Yeah. And I had no idea your name was spelled like *that*. I've been corrected, yo. And Jordan served me today. And his serve... Is hell of fucking weird. He does this scary fucking dance. So I'm served, which is apparently really bad. Yet he nearly fell over laughing when he did it. What the fuck is up with that kid?

[rotten_hammer]

Dude. I have found you. Or... I was... Told about you. I am Raquel. Also known as this chick who knows Jordan and has dorky pictures of him. So you're going on my friends list because I am soooo RANDOM! And yeah. Now, I'm gonna go back to plotting a way to kiiilllll Jordan's rolling backpack. GAR!

[the_simi]

YOU DIDNT HANG OUT WITH ME
ho.
now you hafta wait nine more months.

[ihavmaj0rissuez]

yeah...sunday was pretty cool..even tho u stole my stolen shirt.