Surrealism; My wicked Mistress

Apr 30, 2009 12:26



Fucked up things don't come one at a time with me, which again is partly the reason this is an Adventure b(log).

This morning started off quite well for me, but then the heavens opened up and the all powerful dude with all the arms (no not Goro.. or David Hasselhoff) pointed at me and goes "Yo' brain gon' get fra'hd today, Suckah!". I don't know why ( Read more... )

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jayd_aradia April 30 2009, 16:41:49 UTC
LMFAO!!!

This post has made my day SO much better!!

If I was in your situation I would be reaching for the closest stapler and thinking about injecting a few of them into my skull. I'm sorry, even for me that's weird to talk about. ESPECIALLY in front of a guy. Those woman had some serious balls for that, I'll give them that. I would have pulled the woman's chain and told her she's been accepted onto the show and tell her that she has to meet the cast and crew tomorrow at *this* destination.

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OOOOOOH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBOOOODY! I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMMMEBOODY! YEEEEEEEE-AH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY! WITH SOME.BODY WHO LOOOOOOOOOVES ME.

And scene.

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